Never in my wildest dreams thought I would write a 13k+ word fic about old dudes getting it on gently after finishing all their chores but like… this is what uncle hideo did to us so

Counting on you boss 🫡

Ok while I am a Seme Otacon aficionado I also think snotacon is a true switch situation and also I think someone needs to make a cherry magic AU so people can see the Otacon uke potential 🤷‍♀️

Because he is 😌

I read it in the old snake voice and now I’m feeling a lot of things

“What did you eat yesterday?” Is an amazing manga AND liveaction drama. And the manga author wrote nsfw doujinshi to accompany the sfw manga!

I am writing an original novel about spies and I count your AUs as “research” into spy life, that’s how convincing and well-written your stuff is. Please don’t ever doubt yourself.

He can totally smell faint whiffs of snake from 10000000000000000 miles away

How do you think Otacon got him sober 😏