@sewingnotions17.bsky.social
Went to a goth night at a brewery last night and there were at least 3 people in assless chaps, and I just gotta say... It's JANUARY. It snowed today! It's the middle of the night! Where is your jacket??
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Went to a goth night at a brewery last night and there were at least 3 people in assless chaps, and I just gotta say... It's JANUARY. It snowed today! It's the middle of the night! Where is your jacket??
I wish I was fucking dead. How does everyone expect me to care about this bullshit when I'm actively trying not to be suicidal. Fuck off.
October 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I wish I was fucking dead. How does everyone expect me to care about this bullshit when I'm actively trying not to be suicidal. Fuck off.
Really wish the kiddos wouldn't go all Lord of the Flies every freaking bedtime. Wish we could afford separate bedrooms 😩
September 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Really wish the kiddos wouldn't go all Lord of the Flies every freaking bedtime. Wish we could afford separate bedrooms 😩
Me, last night, unironically: Have you SEEN the ace flag? It fucks!
September 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Me, last night, unironically: Have you SEEN the ace flag? It fucks!
Whoever invented bedtime is an asshole.
August 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Whoever invented bedtime is an asshole.
He was similarly surprised this morning to find out he's going to be a big kid one day (and that's why, despite being "jus'a baby", he needs to learn to use the potty). It's funny what we forget to tell kids XD
A few weeks ago my 2.5yo's mind was blown to find out he's a brother. He HAS a brother (7yo) but apparently he didn't realize this meant he was ALSO a brother.
May 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
He was similarly surprised this morning to find out he's going to be a big kid one day (and that's why, despite being "jus'a baby", he needs to learn to use the potty). It's funny what we forget to tell kids XD
A few weeks ago my 2.5yo's mind was blown to find out he's a brother. He HAS a brother (7yo) but apparently he didn't realize this meant he was ALSO a brother.
May 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
A few weeks ago my 2.5yo's mind was blown to find out he's a brother. He HAS a brother (7yo) but apparently he didn't realize this meant he was ALSO a brother.
Do you ever have days where you can't get over your gratitude for people you'll never know? Like women's suffragettes. And whoever invented coffee.
April 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Do you ever have days where you can't get over your gratitude for people you'll never know? Like women's suffragettes. And whoever invented coffee.
Me, downstairs: ugh! Why are there never any coffee cups in the cabinet??
Me, on my office: ugh! There's no where to put down my coffee bc my desk is covered in 3 weeks of coffee cups, who did this??
Me, on my office: ugh! There's no where to put down my coffee bc my desk is covered in 3 weeks of coffee cups, who did this??
April 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Me, downstairs: ugh! Why are there never any coffee cups in the cabinet??
Me, on my office: ugh! There's no where to put down my coffee bc my desk is covered in 3 weeks of coffee cups, who did this??
Me, on my office: ugh! There's no where to put down my coffee bc my desk is covered in 3 weeks of coffee cups, who did this??
They're remarketing lip gloss as 'lip oil' now
April 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
They're remarketing lip gloss as 'lip oil' now
Coworker just used the term 'grippy sock vacation' which is apparently "hangin out in a mental health unit eating snacks with those yellow socks that have grippy stuff on the top and bottom" so I will be adding that to my vernacular.
March 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Coworker just used the term 'grippy sock vacation' which is apparently "hangin out in a mental health unit eating snacks with those yellow socks that have grippy stuff on the top and bottom" so I will be adding that to my vernacular.
They should invent a suicide that doesn't devastate the people who love you
March 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
They should invent a suicide that doesn't devastate the people who love you
You know you're really losing weight when your FUPA gets smaller
March 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
You know you're really losing weight when your FUPA gets smaller
Buying a cat is such a weird concept to me. You don't buy cats, life just randomly gives them to you.
January 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Buying a cat is such a weird concept to me. You don't buy cats, life just randomly gives them to you.
You a real one of these were your OG haters. (I suddenly remembered this hang exists last night and had to find it.) #Gazillionaire
January 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
You a real one of these were your OG haters. (I suddenly remembered this hang exists last night and had to find it.) #Gazillionaire
Teslas are the new Slug Bug.
October 17, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Teslas are the new Slug Bug.
@bioware.bsky.social I am an adult with adult responsibilities, you can't do this. Why would you make me decide between being a good parent (taking my kids trick-or-treating) or seeing my sad desperate failure of an egg again?? #dragonage #veilguard
August 15, 2024 at 11:03 PM
@bioware.bsky.social I am an adult with adult responsibilities, you can't do this. Why would you make me decide between being a good parent (taking my kids trick-or-treating) or seeing my sad desperate failure of an egg again?? #dragonage #veilguard
Love the new minigames every time I go to the optometrist.
August 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Love the new minigames every time I go to the optometrist.
Just finished watching #damsel on Netflix. It was really good! Very female power fantasy, do recommend. And #milliebobbybrown was pretty amazing. And #shohrehaghdashloo is always a delight.
August 5, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Just finished watching #damsel on Netflix. It was really good! Very female power fantasy, do recommend. And #milliebobbybrown was pretty amazing. And #shohrehaghdashloo is always a delight.
6yo's current movie obsession is Inside Out. A great movie, but like I really need to be crying over Bing Bong twice a day for the next three months...
June 30, 2024 at 8:11 PM
6yo's current movie obsession is Inside Out. A great movie, but like I really need to be crying over Bing Bong twice a day for the next three months...