Not that I blame her, because our Mary Sue got cliched, I mean cheated, on as her fiance started banging her half sister. The half sister is obvi a greedy, mouthy, spoiled bitch. The man is a typical fickle douchebag rich guy who’s only in this for personal gain. (🧐Maybe he’s not actually rich?)

Oh shit, I totally forgot.

Ning now has a photographic memory. Of course! Did you think she’d be average? 🥴

I’m going to have to think about other superpowers she might have that I’ve simply forgotten as they’re so numerous. At a certain point, she’s basically become a revenge obsessed god.

Is this what’s necessary to get past censors?)

Guess what? The victim is a bigwig at the hospital and insists on paying her bill for her! That’s right! She’s now entirely impoverished living with her single mom. How does she know that?

Well, she has both Tianing’s and Gu Ning’s memories. Duh.

She punches him and knocks his manly ass out, then ties his now girly ass up. (There’s A LOT of strict heteronormative framing hard at work in this book. But why is it here? Is this the author’s personal beliefs? Is this a cultural norm or is he conservative?

She is, without a doubt, the Mary Suest to ever Mary Sue.

The first thing she does upon waking from her new body’s coma? Looks through walls to find a woman trapped on the balcony by an irate man. Ning decides she won’t stand for this bullshit. She sneaks behind the bad man and disarms him.

For a reader who processes things visually, that’s a helluva description.

Oh sorry, I nearly forgot. Obviously if she can see through rocks to find excellent jade, she can see through walls and bodies. Like, duh. Of course she can.

I’m so, so hooked on this. I got 3.5 hours sleep Sunday night.

She can heal people. No word yet on whether she can therefore do the opposite and steal healing/life force from them.

Sometimes when she stores something in the pocket dimension, the book describes her as putting the painting in her Jade Eyes which…

She has Jade Eyes. I love these. She can identify jade inside rocks, and can find authentic antiques amongst junk. She has access to a pocket dimension for storage, but to grow it she must consume the power of jade. Yes, from the rock. It’s perfectly safe.

So far our intrepid heroine has been reincarnated after being fucked over by her shitty criminal family. She’s no longer 30, she’s 18.

She remembers her assassin skills. She has supernatural powers now. They are wonderful and insane.

RISHI: It's still pissing down out there. Are you sure about this?
PR GUY: Yes
RISHI: Why can't we use the press room?
PR GUY: Larry the cat's asleep in there
RISHI: We could wake him?
PR GUY:
RISHI:
PR GUY: No
RISHI:
PR GUY: Go knock em dead, champ
RISHI: Um. Okay

<walks out>

PR GUY: What a tit.

Oh I met old Todd Bonzalez when I was a kid! He was a bood buy.