The resulting yummy dinner✨

...you know what, my husband informed me that that is indeed, a wooden plank...so I checked... Here I was genuinely thinking that was a slab of un-skinned fish looking like wood...
Send help for my brain, fuck!

UPDATE: I DID GET HIMBS

Also, my partner is absolutely the sweetest creature to ever exist and I'm SO lucky to be loved by someone who loves and cares for me so tenderly 😭😭 (esp while I'm a haphazardous MESS😭)

(9) The ONE cup noodle in the house is spicy and I had absolutely 0 idea because I am NOT a spicy food girly post gallbladder removal (RIP my obsession with hot Cheetos 😭)
All this, because I didn't want to fuck with a pot and the stove 😩😭🙈😅
I'm still eating it out of spite though 🖕

(8) I take another bite just to be sure my taste buds are not tricking me, they are NOT. I scramble to find the packaging in the trash and realize the lid says "Hot & Spicy Chicken Flavor".

(7) but thankfully the egg was salvageable so I take it out and dump it into the ramen, recover it, and go find some cleaning spray & paper towels to clean up the scene of egg-splosion. After that I *finally* take a bite of my noodles and they're SPICY??

(6) pop some water in the cup and set the egg to 1 min and I cover my bowl of ramen with a plate to sit. I go to find a water bottle to go with my meal when the EGG EXPLODES 😩 the first thing out of my mouth was, "oh I am NOT smart" 😭 I gingerly open the microwave to find a yellow massacre 🫠