"What if the car ahead of me is going 15-under and I can't pass without speeding" you're gonna go 15-under too. Sorry about your safe travels.

"What if they're going even slower" then you'll be able to pass them, unless oncoming traffic is nonstop, in which case speed won't help anyways.

slightly less online, mostly.

And fuck with Mishipeshu? No thank you.

Gonna pick a UI to style it after?

Throw it like a discus; if it doesn't tumble, it should stay reasonably coherent.

Change in Headline

Acid splash grenade

This joke needs deeper analysis of the denial and envy angles that are also available to emotionally complicate such a scene.

Not a strong candidate, probably drops out of the primary before the debates, but the first 20 seconds of this ad makes an appearance I think:

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Also criticism, curation, etc.

Artwork is the stuff we play the game of art with.

Useful if you're in Boston, and need to know what's coming in on the train, though.

(Or, similarly, what weather the wind is bringing to where you are.)

zany, with the cookie as the tongue.

My uncle claims it gets good in season 3. So, y'know, eh.

This is also good.