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seventhsage.bsky.social
sage (baja be thy blast)
@seventhsage.bsky.social
a goblin | they/any | i’m not your mary
recommended my fave jr high fantasy series to a younger patron and she asked me to put it on hold for her right then RAHHHHHHH love meeting my fellow fantasy geeks (she’s also a big big percy jackson fan)
December 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
essentially today
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
love my job !!!!!! (/gen)

patrons can be so chill or wild but i love matching their vibe
November 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
candy delivered; Kiki & Jiji reunited
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Kiki & Jiji reporting for duty at ur local library 🧹🎀🔮 loooootta candy deliveries for tonight

(Jiji stayed at home but shhh)
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
what is it about periods that make me the most lethargic mfer around
October 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
little patron hugged me before she left after we spent like an hour together working on her many popsicle monsters during the craft workshop i was hosting and like i almost cried!!!! she also complimented my example monsters and i said thank you!! and she went you’re welcome c:
October 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i fear i’m never beating the small town gay allegations
October 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
the way i am diabolically bad at repo despite genuinely trying my best 😭 the homies carry and are patient tho so we ball
October 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
once again wishing to be home so i can play hades ii, where my sweet beefy wife and awkward inventor husband wait for me
October 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
love my job but good god do i wanna be at home playing hades ii rn
September 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
checking a patron out who has a load of dc comics, specifically nightwing books: be cool be cool be cool (THEY DON’T KNOW I HAVE TIME DRAKE AS MY PHONE WALLPAPERS) be cool be cool
September 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
me when an adult patron who just came in to print and laminate some business papers ends up staying until they finish our halloween kids puzzle that we have out (IT’S ABOUT THE WHIMSY):
September 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
why would i ever go back to academic libraries

(given to me by a regular little patron)
September 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Tamlen dragon age u will always have my heart
August 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
peak update going real well btw
(pov bestie maddie ft. me being swept away by a tornado in the background)
August 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
someone stop me from redownloading veilguard and doing another lucanis romance run
August 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
no i’m not buying and downloading my time at portia on my switch right now to just restart a new file bc i can’t play my current one on my broken pc, that’d be weird
July 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
pc broken again, it’s like heyyyyyyy
July 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
casually dragging the sisters w me to drop a small bag on blind boxes at hot topic
July 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
NURSE, THEY’RE PLAYING PARAMORE’S 26 ON REPEAT ‼️🚨
July 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
brain is being mean today which frankly is just rude
July 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Hour 5 of ao3 being down
July 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
SILENT HILL 1 REMAKE CONFIRMED????? SHITTING MY PANTS
June 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Tim Drake is in the new fortnite battle pass no one fucking touch me
June 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM