Why does buying toilet paper feel like an announcement to everyone you pass in the store “I have a butthole”

Carl Sagan explains how the ancient Greeks knew the Earth was round and calculated its circumference over 2,000 years ago.

I’m more upset about whoever the freak let Trump be the republican candidate in 2024 rather than those who voted republican. A lot of people would have voted republican anyway with the economy, but why did it have to be HIM. What evil idiots did that.

I’m so tired I feel like Jennifer Coolidge. Like every mask left, every curtain raised, and that’s what was left

Remember not to forget what you have forgotten

How did Elon worm his way into our government? I mean - we know, but it really feels like the bad kind fever dream.

Today I was extra lucky two times.

Hug your tree before it’s gone.

Snow on beach

I nose everything but not everything