Top exchange with a three year old today: "Will you throw your applesauce away?" "IS THAT ROCK AND ROLL??" "......Yes...it is very rock and roll... to clean up after lunch."

But you know what, he threw the applesauce away... so it was very rock and roll.

The first week of school is DONE! Now I get to watch Ghost Quartet and smoke up!

PreSchool teaching is not for quitters

The Mighty Nein in November AND Fallout in December? Truly my fandom life is blessed. Shadowgast and Ghoulcy, here we go!

I'm going to do an all-female Evita revival just so I can play Che

My groomer is back trying to have an internet presence and I am definitely feeling like speaking out about it....

My mini-me at pre-school is officially on to the next chapter of her life. Kindergarten, you better be ready for my AJ! I hope her family keeps in touch with me. I'm so interested to see what that kid turns into.

When the current administration sends me to the farms for being severely mentally ill, I hope the spirits of Carrie Fisher and Rosemary Kennedy can help me make it everyone's problem.

/And if love was contagious, I might be immune to it/
/Pain is like cold water - your brain just gets used to it/

It is Water Wednesday at the summer camp I'm teaching at, and I'm trying to figure out how to turn my day to day aesthetic -stoner Ms. Frizzle- into something more waterproof!

T-Minus One Month til Back to School! #excitedteacher #preschoollife

I am here, I am here
I've already seen the bottom, so there's nothing to fear
I know that I'll be ready when the devil is near
I am here, I am here
All of this wrong, but I'm still right here

I wish my dishwasher made less suspicious noises -- especially the one that sounds exactly like the "roll failed" indicator sound in Balder's Gate III

I don't often curse people, but I put this one on someone and LAWD it's working it's magic on the daily. "Til you do right by me, everything you even think about is gonna crumble." #missceliescurse

They should do a study on the former theatre kid to pre-school teacher pipeline because truly, I have found my niche audience in this job.

Watching my Cricut cut out my weekly planner stickers is my ASMR of choice.

I just need somewhere to scream my silly little thoughts into the silly little void