Stephen
@seugenewinters.bsky.social
Author of unpublished works, Former podcast co-host. Sometimes maybe almost kind of funny. Go to town with the pronouns, just come back with something nice
I hope he steps on a lego and falls backward onto his other foot, which also steps on a lego.
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I hope he steps on a lego and falls backward onto his other foot, which also steps on a lego.
Congratulations to President Donald Trump, proud recipient of the first annual Applebees Peace Prize.
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Congratulations to President Donald Trump, proud recipient of the first annual Applebees Peace Prize.
I hope he gets bitten by a lone star tick.
October 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I hope he gets bitten by a lone star tick.
I hope he accidentally pisses on his own feet.
October 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I hope he accidentally pisses on his own feet.
I hope he drops his ice cream cone on the ground.
October 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I hope he drops his ice cream cone on the ground.
I hope his favorite sitcom airs a clip show this week.
October 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I hope his favorite sitcom airs a clip show this week.
I hope he accidentally eats some aluminum foil.
October 7, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I hope he accidentally eats some aluminum foil.
I hope he only ever gets the coin power up in Mario Kart.
October 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I hope he only ever gets the coin power up in Mario Kart.
I hope he steps in human shit.
Barefoot.
Barefoot.
October 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I hope he steps in human shit.
Barefoot.
Barefoot.
There’s only ever been one arch nemesis, and he’s been around for a long time.
And his name is the Hamburglar.
And his name is the Hamburglar.
October 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
There’s only ever been one arch nemesis, and he’s been around for a long time.
And his name is the Hamburglar.
And his name is the Hamburglar.
I hope he asks to watch Robocop and the 2014 movie is the only one available.
October 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I hope he asks to watch Robocop and the 2014 movie is the only one available.
I hope he has to smell burnt hair tomorrow.
September 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I hope he has to smell burnt hair tomorrow.
I hope very much that he loses an eyebrow. Just one.
September 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I hope very much that he loses an eyebrow. Just one.
I hope his handtowel is made of microfiber.
September 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I hope his handtowel is made of microfiber.
I hope there’s a toenail in his chocolate pudding.
September 25, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I hope there’s a toenail in his chocolate pudding.
I hope his coffee is watered down.
September 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I hope his coffee is watered down.
I hope he has the day he deserves.
September 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I hope he has the day he deserves.
I hope he has a nightmare about going to hell tonight.
September 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I hope he has a nightmare about going to hell tonight.
I hope his ketchup tastes like mustard.
September 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I hope his ketchup tastes like mustard.
I hope his childhood hero spits in his face.
September 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I hope his childhood hero spits in his face.
I hope he sprays binaca in his eye.
September 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I hope he sprays binaca in his eye.
I hope every youtube he tries to watch has an unskippable ad.
September 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I hope every youtube he tries to watch has an unskippable ad.
I hope he accidentally grabs the Preparation H when he’s reaching for his Colgate.
September 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I hope he accidentally grabs the Preparation H when he’s reaching for his Colgate.
I hope he touches his junk with a part of his body coated in ben gay.
September 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I hope he touches his junk with a part of his body coated in ben gay.
I hope when he goes to watch the office the only episode available is “Scott’s Tots.”
September 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I hope when he goes to watch the office the only episode available is “Scott’s Tots.”