Seth Polansky
@sethpolansky.bsky.social
Gamer, Filmmaker, Attorney
I have decided which Commander deck gets the Hester sleeves. lol
October 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I have decided which Commander deck gets the Hester sleeves. lol
Can you imagine being this man, instructed to murder civilians by a Fox News host?
October 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Can you imagine being this man, instructed to murder civilians by a Fox News host?
Every corporate attorney feels this deep in their bones...
October 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Every corporate attorney feels this deep in their bones...
This is fucking HORRIFYING.
October 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This is fucking HORRIFYING.
fixed it for them... (fucking entitled asshole startup dudebros)
October 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
fixed it for them... (fucking entitled asshole startup dudebros)
Religion is a really weird fucking thing.
October 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Religion is a really weird fucking thing.
Always remember, this is Rump's and the Republican party's shutdown. When your insurance is unaffordable, when your disabled spouse is kicked off disability, and when millions, MILLIONS of US citizens are left without any public assistance - it is their fault. (From a NYT editorial board post.)
October 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Always remember, this is Rump's and the Republican party's shutdown. When your insurance is unaffordable, when your disabled spouse is kicked off disability, and when millions, MILLIONS of US citizens are left without any public assistance - it is their fault. (From a NYT editorial board post.)
That's.... a lot of media.
October 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
That's.... a lot of media.
This is definitely the most valid job post mass group text I’ve ever received. lol 
October 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This is definitely the most valid job post mass group text I’ve ever received. lol 
Honestly, I’m tempted to make a joke deck that’s just like 50 Swarm, Being of Bees. #mtg #magicthegathering
September 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Honestly, I’m tempted to make a joke deck that’s just like 50 Swarm, Being of Bees. #mtg #magicthegathering
Assuming we’ve all seen the new protest statue on the national mall?
September 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Assuming we’ve all seen the new protest statue on the national mall?
Remember folks, there's no such thing as precedent anymore and case law is whatever the christo-fascists decide it is.
September 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Remember folks, there's no such thing as precedent anymore and case law is whatever the christo-fascists decide it is.
This is what happens when non-lawyers try to daft contracts and don't understand what the word "tortious" means. *sigh* (and yes, AI is going to make me a lot of money by getting shit like this wrong repeatedly...)
September 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
This is what happens when non-lawyers try to daft contracts and don't understand what the word "tortious" means. *sigh* (and yes, AI is going to make me a lot of money by getting shit like this wrong repeatedly...)
Well that’s pretty cool!
September 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Well that’s pretty cool!
September 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
These are actual laws passed by 17th century Virginia. This is the "great" that MAGA is referring to, and the history that the rapist in the White House is trying to erase. If you are a godly person, this should fill you with revulsion - like it does all ethical human beings.
September 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
These are actual laws passed by 17th century Virginia. This is the "great" that MAGA is referring to, and the history that the rapist in the White House is trying to erase. If you are a godly person, this should fill you with revulsion - like it does all ethical human beings.
Who pays for tariffs? We do. (Price for card sleeves - Jan v Sept.) #mtg #magicthegathering
September 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Who pays for tariffs? We do. (Price for card sleeves - Jan v Sept.) #mtg #magicthegathering
This is basically a poster for "show me everything wrong with capitalism".....
August 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This is basically a poster for "show me everything wrong with capitalism".....
I think “movie ugly” has reached a whole new level of ridiculousness. This is Nuala “without her fae glamour” and just so horribly ugly… :/
August 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I think “movie ugly” has reached a whole new level of ridiculousness. This is Nuala “without her fae glamour” and just so horribly ugly… :/
I have 59 audio recordings on my phone. All of them are Kelley’s cat whining at me because Kelley left the house. @cavenessity.bsky.social
August 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I have 59 audio recordings on my phone. All of them are Kelley’s cat whining at me because Kelley left the house. @cavenessity.bsky.social
Mixing down the 5.1 audio for the blu-ray! @wotcmatt.bsky.social - thanks for the "action pose". LOL #magicthegathering #MTG @brianxrayfilms.bsky.social @cavenessity.bsky.social @maryhawkins.bsky.social
August 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Mixing down the 5.1 audio for the blu-ray! @wotcmatt.bsky.social - thanks for the "action pose". LOL #magicthegathering #MTG @brianxrayfilms.bsky.social @cavenessity.bsky.social @maryhawkins.bsky.social