I thought he was living with his parents.

Thank God this heading didn’t censor “fucking.” I’m so sick of seeing “f-cking liar.” No, she called him a fucking liar, and all the other fucking fucks are fucking liars. That’s what they are. Don’t hide the true words.

I take that to mean that love as a concept is meant to be worshipped and cherished like it is God. Not all of us see God as a big, invisible man with a beard living in the sky. God can mean something much deeper and more abstract.

Turns out, only the first half of the story is true, repeatedly.

Yo, don’t touch me, Lauren. I know where that hand has been.

Also, that’s about the same number of undocumented people in the US. Looks like he found the great replacement they were always talking about.

Beard was added later for fist scrubbing purposes.

I think he’s been punched and slapped so many times for being putz, his face just built up a natural buffer zone.

Actually, I’m a Christian because I believe Jesus was a model on how to love and help ease the suffering of people on earth.

I still want a dashboard covered in toggle switches, which you satisfyingly flip in succession one by one before putting it in gear.

Nah, it’s Feel Flows.

We were gonna see Lashana Lynch take over as 007, giving us a strong black woman in a leading action role. But instead, we’re gonna get another tight lipped white guy banging his way across the screen.

I’ve enjoyed some of the hosts, especially Joy Reid, but I haven’t watched MSNBC since they fired Phil Donahue for opposing the Iraq war, and replaced him with Micheal (Weiner) Savage. He didn’t last long, and they went back to being “liberal” after losing the conservative market to Fox.

Yeah, and she would still be jerking off her date in a theater if they hadn’t caught her on camera and kicked her out.

Could point out the hypocrisy of saying no one is above the law, but then I remember these dorks think they are the law.

Can someone please point me the way to these Obama ran protest training centers? Because they sound pretty rad.

I am partial to “marsh rabbit.”