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Seth M Sherwood
@sethmsherwood.bsky.social
Horror screenwriter, Emmy nominated, former weirdo art kid. Hellfest. Leatherface. Devil in Me. Light as a Feather.
I really hate that it’s “pleaded” and not “pled.”
March 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
You know I loved CHIPS as a kid but wtf were a couple highway traffic patrol cycle cops doing investigating crimes? I don’t think that’s their jurisdiction.
March 3, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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We had way too much fun talking w/ @sethmsherwood.bsky.social ! Well, there is no such thing as too much fun. #scriptchat #ScriptSky #WritingCommunity #horrorfilms
February 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Can you believe @jeannevb.bsky.social & Sadie Dean haven't talked to a #horror writer yet? Well, we fixed that ... meet Emmy-nominated writer @sethmsherwood.bsky.social

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#FilmSky #horrorwriter #scriptchat #ScriptSky
February 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
No YOU just said “thank you for your service” to a 6 year old Girl Scout.
February 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It has been a “take the blood pressure meds with a Red Bull” morning
February 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Bad news guys, after two years I finally got caught hiding the stack of Epoch Times copies in Hispanic food aisle at my local Ralph’s.
January 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I had to drop a photo into a word doc today and feel like I’ve betrayed myself to my core.
January 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Do I know anyone in the LA area that has an FX-30 that would let me test drive it for a weekend? (No editorial commentary requested!)
January 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Make social media Tumblr 2005 again
January 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I somehow ended up on the conspiracy side of IG reels and boy am I making friends…
January 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
The last fully good, no bad sketches episode of SNL was the one Kyle MacLaughlin hosted in 1990. I said it.
January 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
It’s totally normal to wake up with the entirety of the ski-themed early 90 Juicy Fruit commercial in my head on repeat. Also normal that the only way to get it out of my head is probably with a bullet.
January 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’ve determined that if somebody calls themself an entrepreneur they either have all the money, or no money.
January 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If anyone knows Jamie Lee and Christopher Guest personally can you ask them for me if they’d like to adopt a mostly-self sustaining 50 year old man.
January 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It’s legally allowed to punch flat Earthers in the face right? Like they gave up their human rights when they signed on, right?
December 28, 2024 at 8:44 AM
More like YESFeratu
December 24, 2024 at 12:54 AM
$1000 to fix the wiring in my new car after rats made a nest. Thanks Biden.
December 18, 2024 at 5:24 PM
So it seems like maybe the government is doing drone tests and maneuvers in NJ and everyone in that state with a Nokia potato cam and cerebral palsy is posting clips to TikTok and UFO conspiracy theorists are losing their shit?
December 12, 2024 at 7:16 AM
I’ve Venn diagrammed affordability, aesthetics, and ergonomic support for all office chairs ever and there is nothing in the center. It’s just science. I’m not the only person with taste AND a bad back am I? (I’m going to do cat trees next)
December 11, 2024 at 5:34 PM
People who pinch their nose shut when they jump into water… why are you like this? Are you a toddler? Knock it off.
December 10, 2024 at 6:22 AM
Few things amuse me as much as looking at FB marketplace pics of people trying to sell mirrors. They just can’t figure it out
December 7, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Can somebody invent a filter for TikTok that separates out the ones that bring me joy from the ones that make me feel like society is doomed.
December 5, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I’m predictable as fuck
December 4, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Anyone else mistake the stars on the Bluesky launch screen as crumbs on your phone?
November 28, 2024 at 6:17 PM