Coming into this replies section like:

My face, as I'm explaining to the masked secret police it was a mistake, I'll go back to Dr Pepper, please don't send me to the gulags

Don’t criticize our genocidal best friend or else we’ll send you to an El Salvadoran black hole for the foreseeable future

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Struggling to imagine a more pathetic request for donations. Who the fuck is this for? Adam Schiff and Amy Klobuchar??? The future is so bleak man