Have you tried using wildfire smoke to block out the sun? It’s working wonders here in Eugene.

Depends on what they’re wearing. If it’s my Integrity shirt, I’ll ask what their favorite album is. If it’s my Endpoint shirt, I’ll quiz them on personnel changes from If the Spirits are Willing to Aftertaste. But if they’re walking around with my Vera Wang towel, I’m throwing elbows.

Clean! I went straight to my daughter’s b-day party after doing laundry. Then to an open mic. Then home. Was getting ready for bed when I realized I left it in the car and thought, “I’d better get that now just in case” but that shit was already gone.