Seth Howard
@sethhoward.bsky.social
Recovering two bit political hack. Runner, Dad, pretty fair cook. Furman Alum and Kentucky Colonel.
Sometimes you do leave Harlan alive.
Sometimes you do leave Harlan alive.
New Zealand is All Bucks.
December 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
New Zealand is All Bucks.
I thought it was a tray of bacon.
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I thought it was a tray of bacon.
Harlan born and bred so yes.
Yes I did.
(I didn’t.)
Yes I did.
(I didn’t.)
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Harlan born and bred so yes.
Yes I did.
(I didn’t.)
Yes I did.
(I didn’t.)
The theme song for Sanford and Son.
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The theme song for Sanford and Son.
Dibs on Albanian Bruce
October 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Dibs on Albanian Bruce
None of us are ok.
October 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
None of us are ok.
Penn State head coach Mark Stoops.
October 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Penn State head coach Mark Stoops.
I knew a guy who did a photo shoot for a stock image company about 10 years ago. His photos wound up being used as a “sex pest” on the Onion and “guy who farted on the elevator” on John Oliver.
September 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I knew a guy who did a photo shoot for a stock image company about 10 years ago. His photos wound up being used as a “sex pest” on the Onion and “guy who farted on the elevator” on John Oliver.
The Wonder Boys-erlic.
September 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The Wonder Boys-erlic.
My fifth grader’s class has all been assigned an NFL team to follow and research, so we are one half into his Chargers fandom.
He is really getting into it and I am letting him make his own mistakes.
He is really getting into it and I am letting him make his own mistakes.
September 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My fifth grader’s class has all been assigned an NFL team to follow and research, so we are one half into his Chargers fandom.
He is really getting into it and I am letting him make his own mistakes.
He is really getting into it and I am letting him make his own mistakes.
Furman was a conference opponent of Marshall at that time and there were two things you absolutely had to see in person: The South Carolina State Marching Band and the kid from Marshall who got kicked out of Florida State.
July 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Furman was a conference opponent of Marshall at that time and there were two things you absolutely had to see in person: The South Carolina State Marching Band and the kid from Marshall who got kicked out of Florida State.
I paid $12.95 to watch the Bluegrass Miracle on pay per view in Helena, Montana.
I’ve never felt more seen.
I’ve never felt more seen.
June 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I paid $12.95 to watch the Bluegrass Miracle on pay per view in Helena, Montana.
I’ve never felt more seen.
I’ve never felt more seen.
Diving trophies should be in perpetual free fall.
June 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Diving trophies should be in perpetual free fall.
Yes. But I found it weirdly comforting to watch characters that were good people doing their best in impossible circumstances.
June 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Yes. But I found it weirdly comforting to watch characters that were good people doing their best in impossible circumstances.
It’s what they wear in the summer instead of full on robes. DC is hot in July.
May 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It’s what they wear in the summer instead of full on robes. DC is hot in July.
You’re kicking a 70 yard field goal . . .
May 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You’re kicking a 70 yard field goal . . .
Pachinko is great and almost bought The Barn yesterday.
April 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Pachinko is great and almost bought The Barn yesterday.
Honestly thought that was Sting standing in the back.
April 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Honestly thought that was Sting standing in the back.
Or really anything off of the AWARE 2 CD . . .
April 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Or really anything off of the AWARE 2 CD . . .
Same here, man. Same here.
April 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Same here, man. Same here.
You could smell the Tesla burning down Copperhead Road
April 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You could smell the Tesla burning down Copperhead Road
“I want Goldschlager. . . but a suit.”
March 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
“I want Goldschlager. . . but a suit.”
My hometown. I remember bringing a friend home from college and they were blown away by the Rax still existing. That was in 1995.
March 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My hometown. I remember bringing a friend home from college and they were blown away by the Rax still existing. That was in 1995.
House was asking for it.
March 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
House was asking for it.
It’s bad for the plant.
March 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
It’s bad for the plant.