Just signed my shitty neighbor up for the Scientology email list

Lost 30 lbs so far this year, didn’t change much just got sick 3 times #helth

Nothings fun anymore, so I spend my free time leading the Chicago bulls back to glory on 2k. Finished a 3-peat over the weekend. The celebration was sleep.

I think the shit I scrape off my tongue would make a great state dinner for the current administration

Pleased to announce my social media farewell tour via bluesky

Prayers.