The real Stranger Things were the friends we made along the way.
December 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The real Stranger Things were the friends we made along the way.
I did not have “outliving MTV” on my 2025 bingo card.
December 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I did not have “outliving MTV” on my 2025 bingo card.
I don’t mean to brag, but I have enough money saved up that I don’t have to work for the rest of the year.
December 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I don’t mean to brag, but I have enough money saved up that I don’t have to work for the rest of the year.
Chick-fil-A is doing their own version of “wrapped” now and I’m not sure I want it. 😳
December 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Chick-fil-A is doing their own version of “wrapped” now and I’m not sure I want it. 😳
I wish someone would fight over me as hard as Netflix and Paramount are fighting over Warner Bros.
December 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I wish someone would fight over me as hard as Netflix and Paramount are fighting over Warner Bros.
New challenge: play a song by an alternative rock band from the ‘90s and have people guess is it Cake?
September 7, 2025 at 6:32 AM
New challenge: play a song by an alternative rock band from the ‘90s and have people guess is it Cake?
It’s one thing to be in denial about the U.S. careening toward authoritarianism, but to admit that’s what you want like the guy in the “Surrounded” debate, man GTFO with that anti-American nonsense. That’s the last thing the Founders wanted for this country, you shit-eating chucklehead.
July 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It’s one thing to be in denial about the U.S. careening toward authoritarianism, but to admit that’s what you want like the guy in the “Surrounded” debate, man GTFO with that anti-American nonsense. That’s the last thing the Founders wanted for this country, you shit-eating chucklehead.
If you don’t get why Dems “suddenly care about Epstein,” lemme ‘splain: Trump’s about face on releasing the files is just the latest broken campaign promise he had no intention of keeping. If you voted for him, you should be furious. Assuming you are, the rest of us are furious it took you so long.
July 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
If you don’t get why Dems “suddenly care about Epstein,” lemme ‘splain: Trump’s about face on releasing the files is just the latest broken campaign promise he had no intention of keeping. If you voted for him, you should be furious. Assuming you are, the rest of us are furious it took you so long.
At this point, our government is more likely to declassify the X-Files than the Epstein files.
July 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
At this point, our government is more likely to declassify the X-Files than the Epstein files.
Trump stoked conspiracy theories about the Epstein list to court voters and now his AG is denying the list exists and he’s telling everyone to stop obsessing about it. Bro, do you not understand how conspiracy theories work?
July 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Trump stoked conspiracy theories about the Epstein list to court voters and now his AG is denying the list exists and he’s telling everyone to stop obsessing about it. Bro, do you not understand how conspiracy theories work?
Texas just can’t win. It’s bad enough having Ted Cruz there. But when he goes away on vacation? It somehow gets worse.
July 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Texas just can’t win. It’s bad enough having Ted Cruz there. But when he goes away on vacation? It somehow gets worse.
Can’t stop thinking about a post that said MAGA believes they’re the rebellion but they’re actually Syril. Angry, impotent, obsessed with rule of law, sucking up to authority hoping it will bring respect and purpose, only to get chewed up and spat out by the very institution he admired. #andor
July 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Can’t stop thinking about a post that said MAGA believes they’re the rebellion but they’re actually Syril. Angry, impotent, obsessed with rule of law, sucking up to authority hoping it will bring respect and purpose, only to get chewed up and spat out by the very institution he admired. #andor
“Superman is an immigrant” should not be a controversial take when we’ve seen his origin story a million times on screen and in comics over the last 90 years. Dude is literally an illegal alien and always has been in every iteration. He didn’t just come over the border, he came from another planet.
July 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
“Superman is an immigrant” should not be a controversial take when we’ve seen his origin story a million times on screen and in comics over the last 90 years. Dude is literally an illegal alien and always has been in every iteration. He didn’t just come over the border, he came from another planet.
I didn’t pay attention that day in school, so please accept my apology for mistakenly calling it Crocodile Alcatraz.
July 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I didn’t pay attention that day in school, so please accept my apology for mistakenly calling it Crocodile Alcatraz.
We got WWIII before GTA6.
June 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
We got WWIII before GTA6.
If you’re rooting for the National Guard to take charge in LA, you would’ve rooted for them at Kent State, too.
June 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
If you’re rooting for the National Guard to take charge in LA, you would’ve rooted for them at Kent State, too.
The only downside to the Trump/Elon feud is the knowledge that I’ll never be able to top the memes I’ve seen today. At least I can tell my kids I was there.
June 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The only downside to the Trump/Elon feud is the knowledge that I’ll never be able to top the memes I’ve seen today. At least I can tell my kids I was there.
Trump: Sleepy Crooked Joe Biden is my bitter nemesis and the worst thing that’s ever happened to this country and I hope he makes a full recovery.
May 21, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Trump: Sleepy Crooked Joe Biden is my bitter nemesis and the worst thing that’s ever happened to this country and I hope he makes a full recovery.
Community in Los Angeles is not knowing your neighbors’ names, but knowing their dogs’ names.
May 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Community in Los Angeles is not knowing your neighbors’ names, but knowing their dogs’ names.
New pope, who dis?
May 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
New pope, who dis?
This Wednesday on Conclave Island, 12 popefuls throw their pointy hats into the ring and our celebrity cardinals cast their votes for America’s next top pontiff. It’ll be a real smoke show. Don’t miss it!
May 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This Wednesday on Conclave Island, 12 popefuls throw their pointy hats into the ring and our celebrity cardinals cast their votes for America’s next top pontiff. It’ll be a real smoke show. Don’t miss it!
The AI image the White House media team posted with Trump holding a red lightsaber perfectly encapsulates their cluelessness. Not only do they lack the media literacy to recognize who the bad guys are on film, they lack the self-awareness to see it’s them in real life.
May 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
The AI image the White House media team posted with Trump holding a red lightsaber perfectly encapsulates their cluelessness. Not only do they lack the media literacy to recognize who the bad guys are on film, they lack the self-awareness to see it’s them in real life.
Trump is making everything more expensive with his stupid tariffs but sure, Amazon is the bad guy for pointing it out.
April 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Trump is making everything more expensive with his stupid tariffs but sure, Amazon is the bad guy for pointing it out.
We did try to warn all of you, but no, eggs were just too fucking expensive.
April 29, 2025 at 12:59 AM
We did try to warn all of you, but no, eggs were just too fucking expensive.
So they can bring back the direwolf after thousands of years but after 20 years they still can’t bring back Firefly?
April 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
So they can bring back the direwolf after thousands of years but after 20 years they still can’t bring back Firefly?