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Seth Collins
@seth-collins.bsky.social
Husband. Father. Apprentice of Jesus.
Every time someone posts a theory about Season 2 of #Severance, Lumon adds another hallway to the severed floor.
March 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I need some funny memes today
March 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Time for skin cancer removal for the third year in a row 🙃
March 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Why do we need another season of Ted Lasso? It ended so well with how the final season was written.
March 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I’m not sure why we have armed guards at our grocery store. Do I really have to worry that much about the price of eggs?
March 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Imagine if AI were president
March 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I’m glad I don’t care about sports all that much
March 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
We had this ride at my county fair called, “The Gravitron”. There were no belts or seats. There were floor mats that you were pushed back on from the ride’s artificial gravity as it spun around.

The operator sat in the middle and usually played some heavy metal music.
March 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This Bond tribute 👌🏻 #oscars
March 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
So we’re not buying anything today right?
February 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My kid likes eating graham crackers in one whole rectangular piece. Even if a little corner is broke off, he refuses to take it.

So everyday I feel like I’m playing the dalgona game
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February 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Sensing a shift from the secular self. I believe people are starting to come to the end of themselves after trying to fill the nagging, aching longing in their soul with disappointing commodities and 60-second masquerades.
February 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It’s unfair to cast judgment on yourself when the environment is changing every hour.
February 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
God comes where he’s wanted.
February 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Embracing limits is one of the greatest and one of the hardest things to do.
February 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
When you have little graphic design skills and have to run your org’s social media acct and you spend way more time than you should have on a design only to sit there for over 3 hours without a single like
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February 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
When your son loses something small in his room that has toys and randomness over the floor, you suddenly feel like you’re in an “I Spy” book 👀
February 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
As a kid, snow days were awesome.

As a parent, snow days are a slow death of the spirit.
January 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Thanks for the post, Skye.

A thought-provoking read.
January 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
When you find a way to make a neat design in Canva
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January 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Apartment living isn’t for everyone
January 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Man skills may win you man points, but manhood virtues win the heart of God. -Mark Batterson
January 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It will be interesting to see where social media heads in the next four years.
January 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM