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mal
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haunted 😅
they make lois wear pantsuits because they knew audiences wouldn't be able to handle how hot she is
January 5, 2026 at 6:29 PM
diamond is my birthstone so
December 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
not the local influencers doing ads for the state lottery 😅😅
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
there's a tim hortons in new jersey?
November 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
the poor people that live right next to angelo's were probably watching the michelin awards livestream in horror
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
so strong and brave (walked past coffee shop without getting myself a little treat)
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
seeing what reels my friends and peers like on instagram dot com has given me such insight
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
ever since i deleted tiktok from my phone instagram reels have had me open mouth cackling in a way that's made me sure ive become my mom
October 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
if you follow more than 5 ppl on letterboxd it becomes absolutely unusable
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
woman next to me on the plane reading dramione fan fiction on her kindle
October 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
feeling emo in bed, watched a greys fan cam reel and started tearing up. saw one of my mutuals had liked it, clicked to see who it was. my mom lmao 💀💀
October 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
i went to the friday night showing of the new paul thomas anderson movie and everyone knew you there
September 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i somehow merged jimmy fallon and jimmy kimmel into my mind as one.... and didn't realize it until yesterday. isn't that crazy?
September 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM
no one has any parents in CW shows
September 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
they don't have holidays or seasons in smallville so that viewers can't mark the passage of time. it's season 4 how many years has it been since s1e1? who is to say?
September 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
lana sucks so bad dude.
September 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
how old is lois and why does she wear pantsuits
September 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
how many years is high school in smallville
September 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
youll see why people who come to philadelphia really stay for philly!
September 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
do they sell popcorn at the venice film festival
August 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
feeling such a deep sense of sadness at the prospect of finishing my show
August 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
you know a teen/new adult CW show is ready to wrap it up when they stop casting anyone's parents in the episodes
August 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
if you have more than two franchise locations you can't be cash only
August 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
just what the city needs another green eggs
August 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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I have bird flu (eagles fever)
January 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM