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Cat and/or Dragon on the internet | 🇦🇺 | 🏳️‍⚧️ | occasionally NSFW
Icon: Yours truly || Banner: @rukiiuu.bsky.social
I need some engagement to get me through the work day
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
These ridiculous battlefield 6 skins are completely ruining my immersion
(🎨: marshmallowgirl)
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
How did I immediately hone in on this area?
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
WHY ARE THEY MAKING THE PALICOS HOT
October 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
You can't convince me this isn't the payday gang
October 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I think I lost my spot as the number one Kulve fan
October 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Gotta be the OICW I love the giant airburst grenade launcher that grew on it like a tumor
October 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I accidentally walked backwards off a ledge and reflexively killed 3 people in my panic...
October 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
They made him into a mop...
October 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Engineering sickos (me) will look at this and go "hell yeah"
October 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Thank you for your wisdom street cats
October 12, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Definitely one of the stranger joint business ventures I've seen
October 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I bought a blind bag magnet and my government assigned monstie is nargacuga
October 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Calling for a referee because I object to that one
October 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Serval activities with @rzar.bsky.social

(🎨: @servalastray.bsky.social )
October 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I'm freeeeee
October 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Somehow the most American thing ever that they want to fuck you one last time on the way out too
September 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I hate shit like this why do we act like having abuse hurled at you is just the price of entry to competitive games and if you don't want to put up with it you're just sensitive.

It's not enthusiasm normal people don't hurl insults at each other over gamer moments
September 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
There's a tidbit on MDN that might explain it if you're using it as an associative array

TL;DR length property only updates if you add elements via valid (i.e. integer) indices
September 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I just found another for $1600 xwx
September 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Look at this. You can open the case for free but then you have to pay to claim the skin for real money based on its value in a limited window

This one is $370 to claim
September 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
This thing is the physical manifestation of hubris and I can be trusted with it
September 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Hitting you all with the sneptember stare
September 2, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Wait no too far-
September 1, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Okay but does it do the Raiden fighter thing?
August 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM