Lilt
@serunnamed.bsky.social
Not to be homophobic but I don't think homophones should exist.
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Not to be homophobic but I don't think homophones should exist.
"Yeah, you are stupid" - verbatim from my husband
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 AM
"Yeah, you are stupid" - verbatim from my husband
Restrictive and slippery like a chastity belt
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Restrictive and slippery like a chastity belt
My husband is bullying me about how much I breathe, I think that's unfair tbh
November 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My husband is bullying me about how much I breathe, I think that's unfair tbh
Were adverts always this cringe. I haven't watched TV in like 10 years.
October 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Were adverts always this cringe. I haven't watched TV in like 10 years.
I actually despise having bodily functions. Why do I have to piss every 5 seconds?
October 9, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I actually despise having bodily functions. Why do I have to piss every 5 seconds?
You know what they say about assuming... Killed the cat.
August 18, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You know what they say about assuming... Killed the cat.
Me and the beans at 2am looking for boys
August 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Me and the beans at 2am looking for boys
I have thoroughly convinced myself I may be an idiot
July 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I have thoroughly convinced myself I may be an idiot
Tofu really is the cheese of the plants
July 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Tofu really is the cheese of the plants
Who has replaced Oli Sykes with someone who looks slightly different and also changed all pictures of him to be of this new person as well?
June 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Who has replaced Oli Sykes with someone who looks slightly different and also changed all pictures of him to be of this new person as well?
Catch me googling how to start a union on the work computers
June 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Catch me googling how to start a union on the work computers
Why do books have to have different characters? Like I just got comfortable with their names and personalities and now I gotta start again?
May 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Why do books have to have different characters? Like I just got comfortable with their names and personalities and now I gotta start again?
I feel like a balloon animal
May 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I feel like a balloon animal
There should be more comfortable benches everywhere
May 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
There should be more comfortable benches everywhere
How does one be bad with scissors? Its barely any skill.
March 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
How does one be bad with scissors? Its barely any skill.
Building urge to play Minecraft is happening again
March 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Building urge to play Minecraft is happening again
Give me that baby and I'll yeet it off a tower
March 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Give me that baby and I'll yeet it off a tower
Was there ever a cheese superior to halloumi?
March 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Was there ever a cheese superior to halloumi?
Life consuming hiperfixation, I have missed you.
February 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Life consuming hiperfixation, I have missed you.
Crazy? I was crazy once. I looked like an angel.
February 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Crazy? I was crazy once. I looked like an angel.
Oo wee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma.
December 17, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Oo wee, shut my mouth, slap your grandma.