time to ruin my night
August 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
time to ruin my night
Plant based ground "meat" cooked to brown, followed by brocolli, onion, garlic, carrots sauteed in vegetable oil and Lao Gan Ma oil, then added day old rice before finishing with some scrambled eggs. Salt & pepper to taste.
Added toppings not pictured are red pepper flakes and more lao gan ma.
Added toppings not pictured are red pepper flakes and more lao gan ma.
August 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Plant based ground "meat" cooked to brown, followed by brocolli, onion, garlic, carrots sauteed in vegetable oil and Lao Gan Ma oil, then added day old rice before finishing with some scrambled eggs. Salt & pepper to taste.
Added toppings not pictured are red pepper flakes and more lao gan ma.
Added toppings not pictured are red pepper flakes and more lao gan ma.
Woke up before my alarm but it's too late to fall back asleep unless I wanna play with fire
August 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Woke up before my alarm but it's too late to fall back asleep unless I wanna play with fire
Moments before I thought, "okay this is my chance to get the chansey pick Weavile!"
August 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Moments before I thought, "okay this is my chance to get the chansey pick Weavile!"
making my schedule for my students first chunk :3c
August 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
making my schedule for my students first chunk :3c
whatever THAT means
August 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
whatever THAT means
Summer vacation was kind of amazing
August 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Summer vacation was kind of amazing
Putting "Dr." as the Title when making reservations
August 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Putting "Dr." as the Title when making reservations
They had the machine on top of my cooch
August 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
They had the machine on top of my cooch
You when I-- you after--
August 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
You when I-- you after--
Took this time lapse yesterday, and it's so gorgeous
August 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Took this time lapse yesterday, and it's so gorgeous
oh hayley godAllahms
August 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
oh hayley godAllahms
oh. I'm just trying to find a new place to download to mp3... JUMPSCARE... they really are everywhere
August 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
oh. I'm just trying to find a new place to download to mp3... JUMPSCARE... they really are everywhere
Right... Right.......
August 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Right... Right.......
I got 6 cards in a pack?
July 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I got 6 cards in a pack?
Opened my reshiram ETB and pulled these four, yay!
July 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Opened my reshiram ETB and pulled these four, yay!
I feel like I looked exactlyyyyyyyyy like this picture of Spongebob smiling like a kindergarten, like why did they let this CHILD BABY into this university professor position
July 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I feel like I looked exactlyyyyyyyyy like this picture of Spongebob smiling like a kindergarten, like why did they let this CHILD BABY into this university professor position
I love making acronyms for research grants I'll never write
July 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I love making acronyms for research grants I'll never write
Officially kms, goodbye everyone
July 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Officially kms, goodbye everyone
85717......... there's no way there's that many f@660ts in LA trying to see this lady. are you fucking NUTS
July 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
85717......... there's no way there's that many f@660ts in LA trying to see this lady. are you fucking NUTS
Have not stopped thinking about this tweet for days.... Happy Pride
June 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Have not stopped thinking about this tweet for days.... Happy Pride
Daaang what's Tekken number?
June 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Daaang what's Tekken number?