being selectively able to weaponize your gender around cis/binary ppl is one of the unspoken benefits of being nonbinary

taking my antidepressants with a red bull vodka like a true champion

once, just once, i would like to have the experience that so many people in the early 2010s had that i completely missed... the feeling of waking up in a new bugatti

*subconsciously matching the pace of my walking speed to match the bpm of the song i'm listening to*

hmm, yes, very neurotypical of me. nothing to see here!

anyone else struggle with a dopamine deficiency after a hyperfixation fizzles out?! like wtf am i supposed to do with my free time now 😭

This is how you’re supposed to respond to people giving this salute.