I can locate snails in my garden by hearing them eating. Absolutely absurd superpower.

Oooof this thread hit me hard this morning. I hope that as you complete each thing, you are really giving yourself big pats on the back and some kind of reward. You deserve it! Sending you so much strength and uh.. energy drinks I guess?

I read that book when I was like 13 too. Could not believe what I was reading.

Man, I wish I had saved some of my little's baby outfits! They were so cute! I only had the one and we moved around a lot so those things are long gone. I do have a small box of teeth! So, I guess I could make her a tooth pendant or earrings or something? Why did I save the teeth?

get them the lights you put on your head! Those are so fun!

No sense in provoking them, just in case they are real. We move through this life with care, regardless.

whatever it's really for, I bet it makes a cute little votive candle holder when Thanksgiving is over!

Jeans aren't comfortable! Hard pass to the hard pants!

I have one hair in each brow that grows at a rate unmoored from the rest of my eyebrows. I have to trim them or they'll be 2 inches long and mess up my whole scene.

We are so proud of our internet nephew! Great job Iggy!

In Beyonce culture, 4 is very lucky so there!

While we're at it, let's get the THIRTY FOUR states that allow child marriage to stop doing that!

I'm so sorry for your loss. I hope that his memory will keep you and give you happiness in the years to come. <3

Breathtaking!

Okay but blueberry ricotta pancakes sound so good! I'd be a perpetual eating machine too!

Work sucks etc but they do not want you to be able to support yourself or pursue your dreams; they want you dependent on a man, so he can treat you as badly as he feels like without you having the option to leave.