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Occasionally, non-Americans ask whether Halloween is like the movies and the answer is that movies can't really do it justice. Not my house.
A house with lots of Halloween decorations
November 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Two demon hunters and a skeleton in a bike. A great way to Halloween.
Two kids dressed as K-Pop Demon Hunters and a skeleton in a bakfiets
November 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Whoever wrote Merlin's description of Eastern Phoebes absolutely has it in for this bird.
October 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Business owners reserve all the cool things for themselves.
October 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Nope. Something something not allowed by regulation. She let me take a picture for my daughter though.
July 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Nature, long in tooth and claw, in my front yard.

(L) A Bold Jumping Spider relaxes on its dragline while eating a captured Junebug.

(R) A cicada killer wasp. These wasps paralyze cicadas and drag them back to their burrows. They lay their eggs in the cicada, which is eaten by the larvae.
June 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Tell Khal Drogo he has given me the wind.
May 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Audio on! Rio Grande chirping 🐸.
April 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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My money's on Luceon and I'm not just saying that because of the suckling pig, though it is delicious.
A Feast for Crows - Cersei IV Grand Maester Pycelle cleared his throat. "I have friends among the Most Devout as well, and they speak of Septon Ollidor." "Do not discount this man Luceon," Qyburn said. "Last night he feted thirty of the Most Devout on suckling pig and Arbor gold, and by day he hands out hardbread to the poor to prove his piety."
April 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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What kind of enemy could emerge from the green sea to attack a ringfort?
A Clash of Kings - Jon IV Closer at hand, it was the trees that ruled. To south and east the wood went on as far as Jon could see, a vast tangle of root and limb painted in a thousand shades of green, with here and there a patch of red where a weirwood shouldered through the pines and sentinels, or a blush of yellow where some broadleafs had begun to turn. When the wind blew, he could hear the creak and groan of branches older than he was. A thousand leaves fluttered, and for a moment the forest seemed a deep green sea, storm-tossed and heaving, eternal and unknowable. Ghost was not like to be alone down there, he thought. Anything could be moving under that sea, creeping toward the ringfort through the dark of the wood, concealed beneath those trees. Anything. How would they ever know? He stood there for a long time, until the sun vanished behind the saw-toothed mountains and darkness began to creep through the forest. "Jon?" Samwell Tarly called up. "I thought it looked like you. Are you well?"
April 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Happy Belated Fool's Day
Card with a picture of Jinglebell (Aegon Frey) in motley
April 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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bedstyle (noun)

1. The design, arrangement, or aesthetic of a bed, including its bedding, stuffed animals, and overall presentation.

#wordsmydaughterintroducedtome
A child's bed, with a Totoro stuffie and various other stuffies
February 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Mexico City has special bathrooms for women rocking serious curves
February 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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When you accidentally set the printer to greyscale
February 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Headed to Houston for a couple days. Daughter was worried kitty would be hungry.
February 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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A Dance with Dragons - Daenerys VIII "So they betrayed me, is that what you are saying? Why? Did I mistreat the Second Sons? Did I cheat you on your pay?" "Never that," said Brown Ben, "but it's not all about the coin, Your High-and-Mightiness. I learned that a long time back, at my first battle. Morning after the fight, I was rooting through the dead, looking for the odd bit o' plunder, as it were. Came upon this one corpse, some axeman had taken his whole arm off at the shoulder. He was covered with flies, all crusty with dried blood, might be why no one else had touched him, but under them he wore this studded jerkin, looked to be good leather. I figured it might fit me well enough, so I chased away the flies and cut it off him. The damn thing was heavier than it had any right to be, though. Under the lining, he'd sewn a fortune in coin. Gold, Your Worship, sweet yellow gold. Enough for any man to live like a lord for the rest o' his days. But what good did it do him? There he was with all his coin, lying in the blood and mud with his fucking arm cut off. And that's the lesson, see? Silver's sweet and gold's our mother, but once you're dead they're worth less than that last shit you take as you lie dying. I told you once, there are old sellswords and there are bold sellswords, but there are no old bold sellswords. My boys didn't care to die, that's all, and when I told them that you couldn't unleash them dragons against the Yunkishmen, well …"
January 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Daughter (4) just made an emojiset.
Five paper circles mounted on the heads of popsicle sticks. One is happy, confused, mad, sad, and tired
January 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source
Patchface image by Bokuchan With quote: Fool's blood, king's blood, blood on the maiden's thigh. But chains for the guests and chains for the bridegroom Aye aye aye https://www.deviantart.com/bokuchan/art/Patchface-365328171
January 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Currently losing weight but don't want things to be awkward around my coworkers.
A Dance with Dragons - Melisandre I "Does my lady wish to break her fast?" asked Devan. Food. Yes, I should eat. Some days she forgot. R'hllor provided her with all the nourishment her body needed, but that was something best concealed from mortal men.
January 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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We've got gelt!
December 25, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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Synther Klaws, Lord Santa of the Workshoppe, is rumored among the smallfolk to skinchange reindeer. He is surrounded by the beasts, who provide Santa's Court with not only meat and milk, but transportation. Six hand-chosen reindeer pull Santa on a sledge, one emitting an unnatural red light
AI image of Santa with a full moon, an owl, and a castle in the background. It's dark, wintery, and ominous.
December 25, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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The Father's face is stern and strong,
he sits and judges right from wrong.
He weighs our lives, the short and long,
and loves the little children.
A stern, strong Santa sitting in judgment on a throne, a reindeer at his feet, and elves sitting attendance next to him
December 25, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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Let's make up a true parentage story for Gwyneth Yronwood.
A Dance with Dragons - The Merchant's Man More recently, the youngest of Lord Yronwood's daughters had taken to following him about the castle. Gwyneth was but twelve, a small, scrawny girl whose dark eyes and brown hair set her apart in that house of blue-eyed blondes. She was clever, though, as quick with words as with her hands, and fond of telling Quentyn that he had to wait for her to flower, so she could marry him.
December 19, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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Look, I'm attracted to women with nursing boobs. No knock on anyone not using their breasts to sustain young life but for me there's nothing more attractive than a woman who gives of themself to sustain their kids.
Screenshot from Game of Thrones TV show with primary-aged Robin Arryn resting on Lysa Arryn's exposed breast.
December 15, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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"The moon would be black tonight," in the context of the Black Singer.

There's a fight between white brothers (Others) and black brothers (Nights Watch).

The white moon is a full moon and a black moon is a new moon/the absence of a moon. Is there something here?
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A Feast for Crows - Cat Of The Canals "All men must serve." And so she did, three days of every thirty. When the moon was black she was no one, a servant of the Many-Faced God in a robe of black and white. She walked beside the kindly man through the fragrant darkness, carrying her iron lantern. She washed the dead, went through their clothes, and counted out their coins. Some days she still helped Umma cook, chopping big white mushrooms and boning fish. But only when the moon was black. The rest of the time she was an orphan girl in a pair of battered boots too big for her feet and a brown cloak with a ragged hem, crying "Mussels and cockles and clams" as she wheeled her barrow through the Ragman's Harbor. The moon would be black tonight, she knew; last night it had been no more than a sliver. "What do you know that you did not know when you left us?" the kindly man would ask as soon as he saw her. I know that Brusco's daughter Brea meets a boy on the roof when her father is asleep, she thought. Brea lets him touch her, Talea says, even though he's just a roof rat and all the roof rats are supposed to be thieves. That was only one thing, though. Cat would need two more. She was not concerned. There were always new things to learn, down by the ships.
December 15, 2024 at 6:09 AM