Beam Me Up
@seriouslywhat.bsky.social
Sarcastic genX cat mom & doomer. Here for politics, pandemics, and climate collapse news. I swear a lot. Smash the patriarchy! Eat more plants.
Because nature is amazing
April 22, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Because nature is amazing
Why does tomorrow have to be Monday?
March 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Why does tomorrow have to be Monday?
What a good little boi
March 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
What a good little boi
C- on Round today.
March 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
C- on Round today.
Similar, but solid
March 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Similar, but solid
Here is a picture of my cat
March 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Here is a picture of my cat
Simba quietly judging today’s news
March 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Simba quietly judging today’s news
I just want to be lazy like my cat. Adulting is e x h a u s t i n g.
March 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I just want to be lazy like my cat. Adulting is e x h a u s t i n g.
February 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Simba enjoying a little sun today
February 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Simba enjoying a little sun today
I haven’t slept thru the night since … I dont remember when. Thanks Simba!
January 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I haven’t slept thru the night since … I dont remember when. Thanks Simba!
Mood. Also, now my new friend followers will know it’s really me 😽
#orangecat
#orangecat
January 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Mood. Also, now my new friend followers will know it’s really me 😽
#orangecat
#orangecat
January 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Moved my old and hardy Rosemary plant in from kitchen window box so I could put plastic up before the deep freeze.
January 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Moved my old and hardy Rosemary plant in from kitchen window box so I could put plastic up before the deep freeze.
Simba’s having a nice sunbath. I must continue my weekend chores.
January 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Simba’s having a nice sunbath. I must continue my weekend chores.
You are doing everything you can and I think Smudge knows it 💗 Simba is extremely picky eater so he gets breakfast in bed
January 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
You are doing everything you can and I think Smudge knows it 💗 Simba is extremely picky eater so he gets breakfast in bed
Simba says he plans on napping a lot!
January 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Simba says he plans on napping a lot!
