@seriousfase.bsky.social
Zealous self advocacy in all internet encounters.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers
July 20, 2024 at 2:31 AM
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers
Found a toilet with a built in blender at the hospital.
How many horrible accidents did it take before management felt it necessary to post this sign?
Whether or not spinning serrated blades are present, do people really just casually explore the drains of public hospital toilets with their hands?
How many horrible accidents did it take before management felt it necessary to post this sign?
Whether or not spinning serrated blades are present, do people really just casually explore the drains of public hospital toilets with their hands?
February 1, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Found a toilet with a built in blender at the hospital.
How many horrible accidents did it take before management felt it necessary to post this sign?
Whether or not spinning serrated blades are present, do people really just casually explore the drains of public hospital toilets with their hands?
How many horrible accidents did it take before management felt it necessary to post this sign?
Whether or not spinning serrated blades are present, do people really just casually explore the drains of public hospital toilets with their hands?
I'll have whatever this couple is having -- as long as there are no photographers present.
January 31, 2024 at 4:37 AM
I'll have whatever this couple is having -- as long as there are no photographers present.
Earlier this year, I decided to call up #X-Files creator Chris Carter to pitch a script inspired by the flooding at Burning Man.
It turns out that I found the wrong Chris Carter on whitepages.com, and I've been fruitlessly doing rewrites for an aquarium shop owner in Oakland of the same name.
It turns out that I found the wrong Chris Carter on whitepages.com, and I've been fruitlessly doing rewrites for an aquarium shop owner in Oakland of the same name.
December 18, 2023 at 11:54 PM
Earlier this year, I decided to call up #X-Files creator Chris Carter to pitch a script inspired by the flooding at Burning Man.
It turns out that I found the wrong Chris Carter on whitepages.com, and I've been fruitlessly doing rewrites for an aquarium shop owner in Oakland of the same name.
It turns out that I found the wrong Chris Carter on whitepages.com, and I've been fruitlessly doing rewrites for an aquarium shop owner in Oakland of the same name.
The "stimmed out of my mind" look in her eyes is pretty convincing. If it were said that she went on to clean her house for 14 hours after this picture was taken, I'd totally buy it.
December 8, 2023 at 8:35 PM
The "stimmed out of my mind" look in her eyes is pretty convincing. If it were said that she went on to clean her house for 14 hours after this picture was taken, I'd totally buy it.