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Serious Jones
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Multidisciplinary artist, writer, comedian. Icon image description: Harry Styles sad about smashed watermelon. Banner description: cool wizard painting
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something interesting about Trump's Rob Reiner post is that posting something like that to your official social media account is a fireable offense for pretty much anybody
December 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Samoa Joe Has Been Voted Sexiest Man Alive For The 20th Year In A Row

carbon copy, 2025, Serious Jones
#art #prowrestling #samoajoe #ROH
The champ is here - the 25 year old world champion rests in the corner of the barricade, glistening with sweat. The competitor in the two-toned trunks is billed at 6'2" 170 lbs. His wrist tape is white, for now. His lips are parted and his thighs are spread in his squatting position, elbows resting on the barricade walls. His mid-thigh trunks ride up. He is dressed to the left, his bulge highlighted by the lights in the high school gymnasium bouncing off the shiny fabric. The wrestler shaves everything below his eyebrows, which are thick. The dark hair on his head is thick and full as well, cut respectably yet fashionably short. His eyelids are shiny with sweat, resembling the glitter of eyeshadow. 14 months, 19 men, and none of them get it done. They said that AJ Styles would get it done - he didn't. They said that Christopher Daniels would get it done, and he didn't. They said that the notorious 187 Homicide would get it done, and he didn't. CM Punk thinks he can take his belt tonight, but he is sadly mistaken. Samoa Joe is professional wrestling, and he cannot be beat.
December 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM