Mac the Knife.
I'm not convinced it's that reassuring for those going into surgery.
Mac the Knife.
I'm not convinced it's that reassuring for those going into surgery.
I'd been researching British myth, and was staggered by how often I read the phrase "will return again in the hour of Britain's greatest need" for different figures.
Which provided all the inspiration I needed.
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0B6KH3FH7
I'd been researching British myth, and was staggered by how often I read the phrase "will return again in the hour of Britain's greatest need" for different figures.
Which provided all the inspiration I needed.
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0B6KH3FH7
Teaching some history at primary school, specifically about Roman Britain.
"Mr Flin," asks one. "Were you in Roman Britain?"
Sometimes I feel old enough...
Teaching some history at primary school, specifically about Roman Britain.
"Mr Flin," asks one. "Were you in Roman Britain?"
Sometimes I feel old enough...
Christmas merchandising.
It's not yet Easter.
Is the world going mad?
Christmas merchandising.
It's not yet Easter.
Is the world going mad?
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B096TN7HP5
It follows the fortunes of four young British soldiers who join in 1920, in a world in which WWI never quite started, but the tensions of the world remain.
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B096TN7HP5
It follows the fortunes of four young British soldiers who join in 1920, in a world in which WWI never quite started, but the tensions of the world remain.
"The 1970s are no longer in living memory; they're like the Edwardian period, history that no-one actually remembers."
Me: "Are you sure about that?"
(Gets howled down by crowd of Internet 20-somethings.)
"The 1970s are no longer in living memory; they're like the Edwardian period, history that no-one actually remembers."
Me: "Are you sure about that?"
(Gets howled down by crowd of Internet 20-somethings.)
"Aha! Surprised you, Daddy. No-one expects the spinach in question."
"Aha! Surprised you, Daddy. No-one expects the spinach in question."
Listening to children read at the school I work at. One child read The Three Wise Toys.
Nothing hugely unusual, except this is a book written by, well, me.
The child said they enjoyed the book, but thought whoever wrote it was probably very silly. Fair cop, Guv.
Listening to children read at the school I work at. One child read The Three Wise Toys.
Nothing hugely unusual, except this is a book written by, well, me.
The child said they enjoyed the book, but thought whoever wrote it was probably very silly. Fair cop, Guv.
Seen today in shops: Easter Eggs.
Just, no. Let's at least get the post-Christmas sales out of the way first.
Seen today in shops: Easter Eggs.
Just, no. Let's at least get the post-Christmas sales out of the way first.
Silent Movie, the Musical.
Silent Movie, the Musical.
All for listening to them read and telling them stories.
All for listening to them read and telling them stories.
Is she going to change her name? To 'e', or not to 'e'?
Is she going to change her name? To 'e', or not to 'e'?
Walkies With Watson.
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DQCHCK8X
The premise is straightforward:
Everyone knows that a dog is man’s best friend.
Everyone knows Holmes was a man.
Everyone knows that Watson was Sherlock Holmes’ best friend.
Therefore, Watson is a dog.
Walkies With Watson.
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DQCHCK8X
The premise is straightforward:
Everyone knows that a dog is man’s best friend.
Everyone knows Holmes was a man.
Everyone knows that Watson was Sherlock Holmes’ best friend.
Therefore, Watson is a dog.
Sifting through them and stitching the brilliant ideas together - that's my next challenge.
Sifting through them and stitching the brilliant ideas together - that's my next challenge.
4D Baby scanning.
3D I understand. 4D?
4D Baby scanning.
3D I understand. 4D?
Putting on ignore, certainly.
But I'm still astonished to find that there are people who regard Irving as an academic.
Putting on ignore, certainly.
But I'm still astonished to find that there are people who regard Irving as an academic.
Taken together, that means I'm going to have to be careful over my choice of music.
Am I alone in this?
Taken together, that means I'm going to have to be careful over my choice of music.
Am I alone in this?
Our family tradition is for decorations go up on the Saturday after school breaks up for the holiday so everyone can be involved. Apparently, this makes me a tyrant denying our children fun. Have they read any of the books I've written?
Our family tradition is for decorations go up on the Saturday after school breaks up for the holiday so everyone can be involved. Apparently, this makes me a tyrant denying our children fun. Have they read any of the books I've written?
At age 10.
At age 10.
The premise is that Santa goes on holiday, has an accident, and Freddy, Holly and Steve have to save Christmas.
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DNMK54D1
The premise is that Santa goes on holiday, has an accident, and Freddy, Holly and Steve have to save Christmas.
www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DNMK54D1
They've taken the story along a route I would never have considered. I'll keep you informed how it goes.
They've taken the story along a route I would never have considered. I'll keep you informed how it goes.