Okay so, apparently there are these cow competitions called cattle shows, and when a certain cow wins, the judge will slap their back. Well, there's this flamboyantly queer judge, Ryan Rash, and when he slaps the cow, he does it with a handful of purple glitter, it's so dramatic, and I'm obsessed.

Swoletariat fetus, massive fetal biceps, would crush the bones of a weak zionazi fetus if they breached containment