What in 2025 do you need so badly that you're executing random code or opening random files on your computer? I genuinely don't understand it.

Tbh same with malware. If you are careful today, you shouldn't be getting malware anymore. We're past the days of using Microsoft Outlook and having things execute from it and penetrating out of a website is near impossible. The only thing left (realistically) is running untrustworthy software

Fascinating. I missed this for hiding from family drama. I think you won.

What on earth inspired this

I did check your power provider map last time and they blamed the wind causing a tree to fall on your street. I think you're safe from that today

Please, please, please enable 2 factor authentication on your account. No one should be getting hacked if you're following good security practices and not reusing passwords.

There's a firefox extension called "don't f*** with paste" that fixes these sites. Highly recommend.