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Smell good. Can read without moving lips. Pithy with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Plenty of really fucking sweary opinions. Lib.

And nope, you're not aging like fine wine. You're a sack of raw meat at room temperature.

📍EU
Swedish TV calling it as it is. No fucks given.
March 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
New fashion accessory - guillotine lapel pins. Bring on the revolution.
March 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Start wearing these little guillotines pins instead of your flag?
March 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
No text required.
February 17, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The White House Spanish language site. The Go Home is a little on the nose, ey? And don't come at me with the "standard 404 error page" messages. They knew what they were doing.

www.whitehouse.gov/es/
January 21, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I love flying. And taking pics of airplane wings midair is a compulsion 😅!
Qatar Boeing 787, morning, approaching Doha.
Finnair Airbus A330, mid morning, approaching Stockholm.
January 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Reading my monster collection of Calvin and Hobbes, and I found Trump and Brexit.
December 20, 2024 at 3:32 PM
November 21, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Even the fucking Nazis are doing it.
November 20, 2024 at 9:04 AM
For International Men's Day, statues of men all over Sweden have been equipped with baby slings. If you're a man, step the fuck up and shoulder your responsibility in child rearing. Hashtag is #quantitytimedad. #qualitytimedad is just shirking your responsibilities. Sweden for the win here!
November 19, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Or just posting this on repeat, every day. See how long that lasts 😉
November 19, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Ah yes - PeterSweden, known right winger, flat earther, holocaust denier (though he tried to walk that back) who stated Hitler "had some good points". On brand for Melonia.
November 18, 2024 at 1:33 PM
The Five New Horsemen of the Apocalypse : Apostate, Zealot, Pestilence, Paedophile and Psychopath.
November 17, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Sometimes, a McD hits the spot - a hangover, a road trip, whatever. But here, they're eating it:
1. Cold or heated up in a microwave
2. With soggy fries
3. With the guy who's promised to make America "healthy again"

This is just Trump being his normal vindictive self and putting RFK in his place.
November 17, 2024 at 3:58 PM
I think it's only fair you save this as a sticker to be used as a response for everything your MAGA families post on your group chats.
November 17, 2024 at 9:21 AM
White House Comms Director.

Speak to the thumb 'cos the thumb don't care.
November 16, 2024 at 10:53 PM
One of the poems that lies closest to my heart, as a person who has moved homes so many times I've lost count, lived in 8 countries and on 3 continents.... If you haven't read her stuff, hugely recommended. By Ijeoma Umebinyuo.
November 16, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Don't know how many of you want to play poker, but aren't sure of the hands - this is my quick cheat sheet for tonight!
November 16, 2024 at 4:20 PM
November 15, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Yeah, we don't expect people to live on tips. It's always astounded me how tipping culture works in the US.

Minimum wages vary wildly across the EU. On 15 November, new rules take effect that will require EU countries to ensure people living on minimum wage can afford a decent standard of living.
November 14, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Meta launches AI. AI learns from you. As an EU citizen, you can click in on the Right to Object - my excuse was "Invasion of Privacy, oh, and GDPR". Which apparently works. Given how much Meta knows about us already, it most probably doesn't matter.....
November 14, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Gives "FBI - Female Body Investigator" vibes. Remember those shittyass t-shirts? A 14 year old has more self-awareness....
November 13, 2024 at 2:45 PM
🤤 Go buy. The best condiment. Ever*.

*note - does not make election results more palatable. Too much mayo on that to save.
November 13, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Ah, I found the word!
November 13, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Here we go.... The long dark, and we haven't even reached the longest dark yet.... 😭
November 11, 2024 at 11:34 AM