You’ve heard of Post Sex Nachos, but have you ever tried pre-sex nachos… followed up by post sex nachos
December 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
You’ve heard of Post Sex Nachos, but have you ever tried pre-sex nachos… followed up by post sex nachos
When’s the last time you jumped for joy, dude?
September 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
When’s the last time you jumped for joy, dude?
My love of video games cannot save me from boredom
September 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
My love of video games cannot save me from boredom
Made my boyfriend come on my fingers and now no one can tell me shit for the rest of the day
August 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Made my boyfriend come on my fingers and now no one can tell me shit for the rest of the day
It's not very punk rock to watch tik toks and reels for 6 hrs a day
June 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It's not very punk rock to watch tik toks and reels for 6 hrs a day
It infuriates me when men scrutinize my blunts only to declare that they are in fact pearled. So fucking condescending. Roll your own damn blunts.
February 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
It infuriates me when men scrutinize my blunts only to declare that they are in fact pearled. So fucking condescending. Roll your own damn blunts.
I appreciate everyone who has the energy to be consistently funny online
February 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I appreciate everyone who has the energy to be consistently funny online
Thank you all for your cooperation. Doesn't mean you're not still jackasses
January 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Thank you all for your cooperation. Doesn't mean you're not still jackasses
Men do not have the right to speak to me
January 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Men do not have the right to speak to me
Needing to wear glasses is so cringe
January 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Needing to wear glasses is so cringe
Remember when spies always had phones in their shoes? When is that going to be the new thing?
January 9, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Remember when spies always had phones in their shoes? When is that going to be the new thing?
You wanna try me but I don’t come with a free trial
January 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
You wanna try me but I don’t come with a free trial
I was going to post something hateful, but then I remembered its the holidays and we are supposed to pretend we aren’t bringing that energy to the new year
January 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I was going to post something hateful, but then I remembered its the holidays and we are supposed to pretend we aren’t bringing that energy to the new year
Looking for motivation everywhere I can see from my couch
December 30, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Looking for motivation everywhere I can see from my couch
Watching one of my fave streamers but couldn’t stay focused bc I could hear one direction in the background
December 24, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Watching one of my fave streamers but couldn’t stay focused bc I could hear one direction in the background
I only work so I can afford to tip my tattoo artist and buy more cross stitch patterns
December 16, 2024 at 12:05 PM
I only work so I can afford to tip my tattoo artist and buy more cross stitch patterns
Save your time and energy
Stop interacting with strangers on the internet with the goal of changing their mind.
People are allowed to be wrong
Stop interacting with strangers on the internet with the goal of changing their mind.
People are allowed to be wrong
December 13, 2024 at 7:32 AM
Save your time and energy
Stop interacting with strangers on the internet with the goal of changing their mind.
People are allowed to be wrong
Stop interacting with strangers on the internet with the goal of changing their mind.
People are allowed to be wrong
I wish I was a fish
December 11, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I wish I was a fish
No fortune in my fortune cookie • Im writing my own destiny
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
No fortune in my fortune cookie • Im writing my own destiny
Aaaaaannndddd we’re back
December 8, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Aaaaaannndddd we’re back
Love getting tattooed at big events bc when ur done a bunch of artists just come stand around you and go “sick”
December 3, 2023 at 12:20 AM
Love getting tattooed at big events bc when ur done a bunch of artists just come stand around you and go “sick”
Id look a lot more gay if i had a perm
November 27, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Id look a lot more gay if i had a perm
I’m impossible to buy gifts for bc anytime I see something I want, I buy it. My relationships and finances are in shambles
November 23, 2023 at 1:11 AM
I’m impossible to buy gifts for bc anytime I see something I want, I buy it. My relationships and finances are in shambles
Feeling flimsy seeking whimsy
November 20, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Feeling flimsy seeking whimsy