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Christopher Caldwell
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Talented ruin. Riverboat floozy.

Queer Black writer in Glasgow, Scotland.

Call and Response: Stories of the Fantastic out from Neon Hemlock Press in October 2025. Pre-order here: https://www.neonhemlock.com/books/call-and-response
Trope as in turn is such a useful concept to describe various literary techniques, but if people ask me what my favorite trope is and I say metaphor, I get stared at. I don’t know the names of the TV Tropes things!
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Can we start with my loathing of the flattening of the word trope to mean “cliche?”
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Did a tiny big-headed lab mouse get into the LLM?
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh, I found them. They’re bad. Real bad. Parody movie bad
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
That’s a lyric? Dear God
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Thanks, I want to walk into the sea now.
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
No. The slave drivers worked. Absentee plantation owner. Sometimes shows up and is meddlesome and yells at the overseer. Otherwise disconnected from actual labor.
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Will have some soon.
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
His mama was from the Isle of Lewis, and his daddy would have been born in Bavaria, but his granddaddy got banished for draft-dodging 4 months before little Friedrich was born.
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I saw it in the Cineramadome in Hollywood and came out of the theatre fuming. It felt like watching a kid play with a Kenner action playset.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Watchmen is worse. Then there’s League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Huh. It’s showing up for me?
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I am getting to do something very cool and time-sensitive, so I’m not complaining, but I wish my brain organized things better
November 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I am trying to learn Gaelic, and feel dumb and slow.
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM