Serafina Wilde
@serafinawilde.bsky.social
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I woke up the other day and realized I’ve somehow strung together 15 years clean from mind and mood altering substances.
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I woke up the other day and realized I’ve somehow strung together 15 years clean from mind and mood altering substances.
I don’t know why I had it in my head that game 6 was tonight 😫 why would they have it on Halloween?
October 31, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I don’t know why I had it in my head that game 6 was tonight 😫 why would they have it on Halloween?
A home run off of the first pitch of game is insane.
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
A home run off of the first pitch of game is insane.
A question for the masses:
Do you check your fire/CO2 alarms weekly as recommended? I’m replacing all of mine and my little booking assistant is terrified of the alarm.
Do you check your fire/CO2 alarms weekly as recommended? I’m replacing all of mine and my little booking assistant is terrified of the alarm.
October 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
A question for the masses:
Do you check your fire/CO2 alarms weekly as recommended? I’m replacing all of mine and my little booking assistant is terrified of the alarm.
Do you check your fire/CO2 alarms weekly as recommended? I’m replacing all of mine and my little booking assistant is terrified of the alarm.
Guess who thought it was a great idea to get both their 👑🦠💉 and flu 🦠💉 on the SAME DAY… knowing damn well I’ve got the immune system of a gorilla 🥲
And of course I did it on day 1 of two back-to-back 12’s.
Thoughts and prayers for my dumb ass. 🙏
And of course I did it on day 1 of two back-to-back 12’s.
Thoughts and prayers for my dumb ass. 🙏
October 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Guess who thought it was a great idea to get both their 👑🦠💉 and flu 🦠💉 on the SAME DAY… knowing damn well I’ve got the immune system of a gorilla 🥲
And of course I did it on day 1 of two back-to-back 12’s.
Thoughts and prayers for my dumb ass. 🙏
And of course I did it on day 1 of two back-to-back 12’s.
Thoughts and prayers for my dumb ass. 🙏
Let’s just hope tonight’s game goes nothing like last nights disaster! 🔱
October 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Let’s just hope tonight’s game goes nothing like last nights disaster! 🔱
Appies and main or straight to dessert? 🍰
October 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Appies and main or straight to dessert? 🍰
Are my friends in the north bay okay?? I heard on the news that there were multiple reports of an aggressive squirrel attacking folks! 🐿️😤👊
September 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Are my friends in the north bay okay?? I heard on the news that there were multiple reports of an aggressive squirrel attacking folks! 🐿️😤👊
I feel like a spa day is in order in the near future.. 🧖🏼♀️💆🏼♀️🌿🕯️🛀
September 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I feel like a spa day is in order in the near future.. 🧖🏼♀️💆🏼♀️🌿🕯️🛀
If you’re not bringing your date coffee beans that you’ve roasted, what are you even doing?
September 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If you’re not bringing your date coffee beans that you’ve roasted, what are you even doing?
No drug hits harder than four strangers flawlessly navigating a 4 way stop sign together.
September 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
No drug hits harder than four strangers flawlessly navigating a 4 way stop sign together.
If this is the end of summer, I’m making it a soft landing…
September 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If this is the end of summer, I’m making it a soft landing…
I love bullshitting with my healthcare friends about what’s medically wrong with the maggot leader. Is it CHF? Cushings? Addisons? Histrionic PD? Clots? The world may never know.
September 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I love bullshitting with my healthcare friends about what’s medically wrong with the maggot leader. Is it CHF? Cushings? Addisons? Histrionic PD? Clots? The world may never know.
You’ve never felt real disappointment until you’ve realized that you accidentally bought The Peanutbutter Cookie instead of The regular Cookie. 🥺🍪
August 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You’ve never felt real disappointment until you’ve realized that you accidentally bought The Peanutbutter Cookie instead of The regular Cookie. 🥺🍪
I graduated with honors from one of the top programs in my field that I worked so hard and so long to get into, and now I am waiting to take my boards exam at the end of the month. It won’t feel real until I walk out of that test center. 😴 🥹
July 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I graduated with honors from one of the top programs in my field that I worked so hard and so long to get into, and now I am waiting to take my boards exam at the end of the month. It won’t feel real until I walk out of that test center. 😴 🥹
Moving can be difficult. It was a long, arduous process but I’m finally starting to settle into my new spot. It’s amazing how much shit you can collect in 6 years!
July 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Moving can be difficult. It was a long, arduous process but I’m finally starting to settle into my new spot. It’s amazing how much shit you can collect in 6 years!
How long is Sriracha sauce good for? I bought this 136oz bottle of it a while back and have been slowly working through it. I know expiration dates are just a suggested date, but it still freaks me out a little.
July 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
How long is Sriracha sauce good for? I bought this 136oz bottle of it a while back and have been slowly working through it. I know expiration dates are just a suggested date, but it still freaks me out a little.
How delulu do you have to be to think you are deserving of a Nobel peace prize when you just bombed a whole ass country last month?
July 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
How delulu do you have to be to think you are deserving of a Nobel peace prize when you just bombed a whole ass country last month?
Belated birthday spa day, soccer game, and a beach day. What more could a girl ask for?
July 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Belated birthday spa day, soccer game, and a beach day. What more could a girl ask for?
C0vid is still no joke, y’all. It’s been almost a month since I tested positive and I still have the fatigue, dry cough and weird congestion.
July 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
C0vid is still no joke, y’all. It’s been almost a month since I tested positive and I still have the fatigue, dry cough and weird congestion.
Damn, y’all. We are so cooked.
June 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Damn, y’all. We are so cooked.
I guess I’m not packing and moving this week. I wouldn’t be mad if someone sent a lil get well soon/congratulations gift.
June 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I guess I’m not packing and moving this week. I wouldn’t be mad if someone sent a lil get well soon/congratulations gift.
Does anyone else get dizzy when the weather changes??? It’s been very warm (Seattle warm) and sunny the last week, then this morning it was cold and moist and I felt like I was going to fall over.
June 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Does anyone else get dizzy when the weather changes??? It’s been very warm (Seattle warm) and sunny the last week, then this morning it was cold and moist and I felt like I was going to fall over.
After 6 years in this sweet lil nest, I’m packing it up and moving across town at the end of the month. Still in the city—just moving a lifetime of impulsive purchases a few miles east.
Home Depot/Lowe’s gift cards or Amazon wish list goodies welcome 😘📦
Home Depot/Lowe’s gift cards or Amazon wish list goodies welcome 😘📦
June 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
After 6 years in this sweet lil nest, I’m packing it up and moving across town at the end of the month. Still in the city—just moving a lifetime of impulsive purchases a few miles east.
Home Depot/Lowe’s gift cards or Amazon wish list goodies welcome 😘📦
Home Depot/Lowe’s gift cards or Amazon wish list goodies welcome 😘📦