I went to the gym this morning and now I feel great! Why don't I go to the gym every day again? #gym

Authors, if you see this, post the first line of your book!

Tristan Clearwater was a beautiful man.
-Sorcerer's Awakening (unpublished)

As if life wasn't currently stressful enough, I saw a student (not mine) scootering in a high traffic area on the way home. Shouldn't be an issue, but he went into traffic and was clearly talking to someone in a car. It's been resolved, but ug.

When I am independently wealthy (for some reason) and/or retired with money to spare (for some reason), I will go to the Disney parks all the time. And I'm not filming or vlogging a second of it because even though I love watching, I'm mean like that.

All I want is to keep adopting tiny kittens until my apartment is full of kittens and I'm forced to move to a plot of land by the sea. Is that too much to ask?

Something new to help me keep track of where my pirate ship is in my novel. #Writing

Fucking christ, I've been mixing up Anita Hill, whom I knew about, with Anita Bryant, whom I knew nothing about, every time I saw the latter's name.

So, like, I haven't done *anything* over here yet. I've had this account awhile. Hi! #firstpost