ethereal demon (the 10th reindeer)
@seppuku.surgery
i need to be put down for good
i’m the #1 reply guy to @jambles.lol
i’m the #1 reply guy to @jambles.lol
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if you ever feel unlucky just know that i’m on my second period for the month
December 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
if you ever feel unlucky just know that i’m on my second period for the month
i don’t go to the doctor i go to the vet
December 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i don’t go to the doctor i go to the vet
today is friday 😊
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
today is friday 😊
right now i could really use 60mg adderall and a coffee
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
right now i could really use 60mg adderall and a coffee
my bones really hurt but at least i'm still alive, right? right? right?
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
my bones really hurt but at least i'm still alive, right? right? right?
take a shot every time you scroll past a spotify wrapped post
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
take a shot every time you scroll past a spotify wrapped post
i’m bigfoot if he had a job and a vagina
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
i’m bigfoot if he had a job and a vagina
@profanity.accountant fuck you buddy
December 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
@profanity.accountant fuck you buddy
you should be allowed to wear whatever you want to work since you’re doing them a favor by working
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 PM
you should be allowed to wear whatever you want to work since you’re doing them a favor by working
has this ever happened to you before?
December 2, 2025 at 10:50 AM
has this ever happened to you before?
to this day the character i’m always drawing has no name other than “antenna dog”
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
to this day the character i’m always drawing has no name other than “antenna dog”
best friend appreciation post bc i have the bestest friend in the world
December 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
best friend appreciation post bc i have the bestest friend in the world
i do depression in a cunt style
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i do depression in a cunt style
wearing my apple watch makes me feel like ben 10
November 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
wearing my apple watch makes me feel like ben 10
turning my bathroom light off and saying bloody mary just to turn it back on and see myself
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
turning my bathroom light off and saying bloody mary just to turn it back on and see myself
i'm the world's best power washer
November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
i'm the world's best power washer
this really did happen to me
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
this really did happen to me
if gunshots start going off in the neighborhood fuck it i’m firing too
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
if gunshots start going off in the neighborhood fuck it i’m firing too
"i wanna go to walmart when i'm there" - my foreign partner
November 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"i wanna go to walmart when i'm there" - my foreign partner
yellow by coldplay playing in my head while i pee
November 22, 2025 at 11:50 PM
yellow by coldplay playing in my head while i pee
getting rid of my gender really fixed me
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
getting rid of my gender really fixed me
i wish i could yell "show me your hands" to everyone i didn't trust
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
i wish i could yell "show me your hands" to everyone i didn't trust
god there’s gotta be a better way to consume magnesium than this giant fucking horse pill i have to swallow and choke on every morning
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
god there’s gotta be a better way to consume magnesium than this giant fucking horse pill i have to swallow and choke on every morning