Instead of “deck chairs on the titanic” the new phrase should be “bathrooms on a boiling planet”

It is a new Boeing luxury jet so maybe it’s not bribery or corruption - maybe it’s an assassination attempt.

The Cats musical but instead of Mr Mistoffelees it’s Mr Mephistopheles - the demon from the Faustian legend - I’m guessing there are very few people who are likely to find this as amusing as I have.

Have the democrats considered protesting by wearing different coloured brooches like the queen did? Devastating.