Ssshhh, don't spoil it with facts. Guy just wanted to make himself feel better for voting trump by pretending they're all as bad as each other. He's self-soothing. Just let him drift off to sleep in the corner, fitfully muttering "...and the Clintons are named in the Epstein files too!" to himself

There comes a point when you can still see every crack and fissure and you need a new vase cos this one leaks like hell. I don't think your political system holds water anymore - too many holes. As you say, gop break (and they break and they break...). Dems' glue ain't gonna cut it this time

"No, Mr Bond - I expect you to douche"

What would be the dog equivalent of a Bond Girl name? Fetchie Lottatrix?

Yup, 𝘉𝘢𝘵𝘮𝘢𝘯 (1989)

I thought I had got over that. It had been more than a year since I randomly laughed at an inopportune moment because of that meme. I sincerely hope no one has to impart some grave news to me in the next 72hrs because I can tell you now, it will 𝘯𝘰𝘵 go well...

Have you found that the fans of spicier food have, when given the very plain food against their will, have eventually grown to actually quite like it in spite of themselves?

I think it's a perfectly cromulent word, personally

I couldn't agree more, however I would like to add that I personally find it jarring when any ostensibly left-wing politician is a landlord. Getting a poorer family to pay your mortgage for you is gross and Tory-coded.

I remember that GTA mission: "Always looking for his next heist, Kier hatches a plan to steal the rights of the most vulnerable people in the country. This will be like taking candy from a baby..."

An early attempt at a golf ball, before they realised that they've been doing the dimples inside out?

I suspect one likely difference between Kyle and the US shows he emulated is he'd constantly tell people with kids they can't look after to "put something on the end of it!", a message to which the Catholics may take umbrage. Anyway Kyle's an awful shit... Rinder is a decent guy by all accounts

Mind you, what about all the effigies of individuals about whom people are largely ambivalent? Must be very boring for them, just hanging around, zero attention paid to them. Bet they're secretly hoping to suddenly find themselves at the centre of a geopolitical crisis

Trump was a joke until the media started taking him seriously. Same over here in the UK with Boris Johnson and then Farage. Vance met with Murdoch at the latter's mansion a few weeks ago, just before the Epstein chat started up in earnest again. Wonder why... Murdoch is the kingmaker *dons tinfoil*

Not to get all Kent Brockman "I for one welcome...", but I'll boycott the US for it's human rights abuses before China. I saw an "exposé" of conditions and pay at Shein factories and honestly I've had worse jobs that paid less on UK farms. Still not good but that's global capitalism not China.