yeah yeah blah blah the country is on fire, but i have actually turned down food, water, and sex multiple times over the past month because i was on a gold stake hot streak in balatro and that's the real news
April 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
yeah yeah blah blah the country is on fire, but i have actually turned down food, water, and sex multiple times over the past month because i was on a gold stake hot streak in balatro and that's the real news
i knew this app was an SNL liberal refuge from twitter, but the sheer amount of smug "i told you so, idiots" sentiment i see everyday almost makes this shit just as bad
idk what's more delusional, being a nazi or somehow thinking that you're immune to becoming one
idk what's more delusional, being a nazi or somehow thinking that you're immune to becoming one
February 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
i knew this app was an SNL liberal refuge from twitter, but the sheer amount of smug "i told you so, idiots" sentiment i see everyday almost makes this shit just as bad
idk what's more delusional, being a nazi or somehow thinking that you're immune to becoming one
idk what's more delusional, being a nazi or somehow thinking that you're immune to becoming one
mentally training myself to reflexively open this app instead of the other one is going to be harder than breaking opioid addiction
December 2, 2024 at 5:53 PM
mentally training myself to reflexively open this app instead of the other one is going to be harder than breaking opioid addiction
found a photo of my great grandmother on ancestry while having a cuppa and realized that the phrase "trader joe's gingerbread oat creamer" would dissolve her amygdala
November 16, 2024 at 10:41 PM
found a photo of my great grandmother on ancestry while having a cuppa and realized that the phrase "trader joe's gingerbread oat creamer" would dissolve her amygdala
gotta admit, watching my ballot be cast put a smile on my face.
that being said, i will now shut my brain off until it's time to process what comes next
that being said, i will now shut my brain off until it's time to process what comes next
November 5, 2024 at 5:21 PM
gotta admit, watching my ballot be cast put a smile on my face.
that being said, i will now shut my brain off until it's time to process what comes next
that being said, i will now shut my brain off until it's time to process what comes next
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Around the time of initial the Jared Leto Joker reveal in 2015, I had this idea of a Joker design styled after Liquid Snake.
November 2, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Around the time of initial the Jared Leto Joker reveal in 2015, I had this idea of a Joker design styled after Liquid Snake.
i love the revolving door of sickness that is living with an autoimmune disease
if the actual disease itself doesn't kill you, fret not weary traveler for you just touched an infected door knob and your immunocompromised body will now be horizontal for 72 hours
if the actual disease itself doesn't kill you, fret not weary traveler for you just touched an infected door knob and your immunocompromised body will now be horizontal for 72 hours
November 2, 2024 at 2:12 PM
i love the revolving door of sickness that is living with an autoimmune disease
if the actual disease itself doesn't kill you, fret not weary traveler for you just touched an infected door knob and your immunocompromised body will now be horizontal for 72 hours
if the actual disease itself doesn't kill you, fret not weary traveler for you just touched an infected door knob and your immunocompromised body will now be horizontal for 72 hours
woman getting to know me asked "so do you play games to decompress?"
no, no i do not. i play video games to ruin someone else's ability to decompress.
no, no i do not. i play video games to ruin someone else's ability to decompress.
i thought video games were supposed to destress
November 2, 2024 at 2:10 PM
woman getting to know me asked "so do you play games to decompress?"
no, no i do not. i play video games to ruin someone else's ability to decompress.
no, no i do not. i play video games to ruin someone else's ability to decompress.
adorable, but her stun meter is way too low
October 29, 2024 at 3:56 PM
adorable, but her stun meter is way too low
> wake up at 6 AM
"i should read uzumaki"
"i should read uzumaki"
October 28, 2024 at 11:13 AM
> wake up at 6 AM
"i should read uzumaki"
"i should read uzumaki"
at this weird point in my life where good things happening to me almost feel like a dream that i'm watching happen to someone else
yes, this is about a woman
yes, this is about a woman
October 27, 2024 at 1:15 PM
at this weird point in my life where good things happening to me almost feel like a dream that i'm watching happen to someone else
yes, this is about a woman
yes, this is about a woman
i have just today, at my big age, discovered the beauty of audiobooks
what have i been doing
what have i been doing
October 26, 2024 at 12:48 PM
i have just today, at my big age, discovered the beauty of audiobooks
what have i been doing
what have i been doing
"we have received your payment"
October 25, 2024 at 3:50 PM
"we have received your payment"
wait, it's not a tweet. i can't say tweeting. what are these?
beeskies? a bluey? clouds?? thunderbolts? gusts of wind???
beeskies? a bluey? clouds?? thunderbolts? gusts of wind???
October 25, 2024 at 11:27 AM
wait, it's not a tweet. i can't say tweeting. what are these?
beeskies? a bluey? clouds?? thunderbolts? gusts of wind???
beeskies? a bluey? clouds?? thunderbolts? gusts of wind???
my one prayer for this app is that gimmick accounts don't establish a big foothold
i cannot think of a more thoughtless way to interact with the internet
i cannot think of a more thoughtless way to interact with the internet
October 21, 2024 at 5:47 PM
my one prayer for this app is that gimmick accounts don't establish a big foothold
i cannot think of a more thoughtless way to interact with the internet
i cannot think of a more thoughtless way to interact with the internet
a peacoat would fix me
a picot would fix me
October 21, 2024 at 4:11 PM
a peacoat would fix me
balancing the joys of everyday life against the impending dread of election day
i feel like i need to savor the taste of good food and the sensation of inhaling fresh air just in case
i feel like i need to savor the taste of good food and the sensation of inhaling fresh air just in case
October 21, 2024 at 4:10 PM
balancing the joys of everyday life against the impending dread of election day
i feel like i need to savor the taste of good food and the sensation of inhaling fresh air just in case
i feel like i need to savor the taste of good food and the sensation of inhaling fresh air just in case
this is the energy i bring to every first date, if you not flush with whimsy we just not hitting it off toots
October 21, 2024 at 2:15 AM
this is the energy i bring to every first date, if you not flush with whimsy we just not hitting it off toots
y'all this shit really real omg, we might really make it out this time
October 19, 2024 at 8:14 PM
y'all this shit really real omg, we might really make it out this time