Tom with a T
@sentientproton.bsky.social
Former teacher, aspiring 3LE hoping to practice law for good and not evil. Lover of otters, cats and most things that are otter- or cat-like
Hey. I didn’t see you this morning when we all went out for bottomless mimosas wait nevermind I figured out why.
April 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Hey. I didn’t see you this morning when we all went out for bottomless mimosas wait nevermind I figured out why.
Feeling cute. Might start booing during opposing counsel’s closing arguments.
March 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Feeling cute. Might start booing during opposing counsel’s closing arguments.
*Getting Ratatouilled but just by a regular rat so when he pulls my hair I just do rat things like chewing electrical cords and shitting in the pantry*
March 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
*Getting Ratatouilled but just by a regular rat so when he pulls my hair I just do rat things like chewing electrical cords and shitting in the pantry*
One must imagine the 3L happy.
March 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
One must imagine the 3L happy.
What we’re really suffering from is generations of people who thought that if they weren’t book smart, then they must be street smart, and … honey… you’re neither actually.
February 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What we’re really suffering from is generations of people who thought that if they weren’t book smart, then they must be street smart, and … honey… you’re neither actually.
I wish Bluesky let you filter out keywords found in memes too. I want to log into this and not have the same stuff shoved down my throat as other social media…
January 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I wish Bluesky let you filter out keywords found in memes too. I want to log into this and not have the same stuff shoved down my throat as other social media…
No. No. That’s just my Roman windmill flag.
January 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
No. No. That’s just my Roman windmill flag.
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Honestly I think @bodegacats.bsky.social might be what I need to get through the next four years
January 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Honestly I think @bodegacats.bsky.social might be what I need to get through the next four years
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Relishing in my smug vindication from never doing, reading, watching or enjoying anything in case it proves to be problematic.
January 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Relishing in my smug vindication from never doing, reading, watching or enjoying anything in case it proves to be problematic.
In the next episode of Octonauts, the team descends in an OceanGate submarine!
January 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
In the next episode of Octonauts, the team descends in an OceanGate submarine!
Oral arguments are complete in the TikTok ban. Next week are the anal arguments.
January 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Oral arguments are complete in the TikTok ban. Next week are the anal arguments.
Congress: “TikTok is stealing Americans’ data!”
President Xi, looking at my TikTok drafts: “Honestly never mind.”
President Xi, looking at my TikTok drafts: “Honestly never mind.”
January 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Congress: “TikTok is stealing Americans’ data!”
President Xi, looking at my TikTok drafts: “Honestly never mind.”
President Xi, looking at my TikTok drafts: “Honestly never mind.”
Btw this is the image Bezos doesn’t want printed in his newspaper #freespeech
January 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Btw this is the image Bezos doesn’t want printed in his newspaper #freespeech
Why do millennials have anxiety?
(30 years ago)
Parents: okay. In this game you have to correctly sort 25 pegs properly before the game explodes on you
Kids: if we do it right it won’t explode?
Parents:
Parents: then this game you play a surgeon and if you mess up at all you get electrocuted
(30 years ago)
Parents: okay. In this game you have to correctly sort 25 pegs properly before the game explodes on you
Kids: if we do it right it won’t explode?
Parents:
Parents: then this game you play a surgeon and if you mess up at all you get electrocuted
January 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Why do millennials have anxiety?
(30 years ago)
Parents: okay. In this game you have to correctly sort 25 pegs properly before the game explodes on you
Kids: if we do it right it won’t explode?
Parents:
Parents: then this game you play a surgeon and if you mess up at all you get electrocuted
(30 years ago)
Parents: okay. In this game you have to correctly sort 25 pegs properly before the game explodes on you
Kids: if we do it right it won’t explode?
Parents:
Parents: then this game you play a surgeon and if you mess up at all you get electrocuted
Why did the McAllister’s house have a dog door?
December 30, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Why did the McAllister’s house have a dog door?
Oh, you’re a people pleaser? Name one person who you’ve pleased.
December 29, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Oh, you’re a people pleaser? Name one person who you’ve pleased.
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Our best wishes are with every fox out there today trying to escape the hunts.
And a big fuck you to the cowards that are hunting these animals for kicks
And a big fuck you to the cowards that are hunting these animals for kicks
December 26, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Our best wishes are with every fox out there today trying to escape the hunts.
And a big fuck you to the cowards that are hunting these animals for kicks
And a big fuck you to the cowards that are hunting these animals for kicks
Okay. Christmas is over. Time to put the Halloween decorations back up.
December 26, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Okay. Christmas is over. Time to put the Halloween decorations back up.
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If you asked me
If you really asked me
Really really
I’m more worried about your “sounding joy.”
If you really asked me
Really really
I’m more worried about your “sounding joy.”
December 18, 2024 at 11:48 AM
If you asked me
If you really asked me
Really really
I’m more worried about your “sounding joy.”
If you really asked me
Really really
I’m more worried about your “sounding joy.”
Another season where I haven’t had to listen to Christmas Shoes and so my last thread of faith remains. Fucking awful song
December 18, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Another season where I haven’t had to listen to Christmas Shoes and so my last thread of faith remains. Fucking awful song
Shoe laces are just a weird holdback. Like yes, lemme button up my shirt, zip up my jacket and zounds! Shall I lace up mine shoes afore we go anon? Prithee fetch my laces! So I shall lace my shoes! It’s 2024 you don’t even need Velcro. Just get slip ons.
December 17, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Shoe laces are just a weird holdback. Like yes, lemme button up my shirt, zip up my jacket and zounds! Shall I lace up mine shoes afore we go anon? Prithee fetch my laces! So I shall lace my shoes! It’s 2024 you don’t even need Velcro. Just get slip ons.
The age old American story of the people who want to be left alone vs the people who want to be left alone by the people who want to be left alone
December 17, 2024 at 5:46 AM
The age old American story of the people who want to be left alone vs the people who want to be left alone by the people who want to be left alone