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interesting, Chris Meledandri (Illumination CEO) only got 75% approval from shareholders for re-election to Nintendo's board of directors

all the other directors were elected with 90%+ approval (and last year, Meledandri also received 94% approval)

wonder what changed?

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July 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I highly suspect that the reason GC emulation is Switch 2 exclusive is that the hardware allows their emulator (Hagi) to directly run ROMs without prior work

Super Mario Sunshine and Pikmin 1+2 required substantial work for each game on the CPU side before they could run

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April 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
currently testing video upload on my cross-poster, so have a clip of me winning in F-ZERO 99
December 28, 2024 at 9:03 PM
finished Metroid: Zero Mission!

the first 90% was excellent, just classic 2D Metroid gameplay

then the stealth section started! felt novel at first, but I was not a fan after like 2 minutes

also, the final boss was way too easy... I killed it in ~5 hits with Super Missiles
December 23, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I really think that the current SplatoonNA translator has confused the JP name for the Triumvirate (オカシラ連合, "a union of bosses") for "Boss Salmonids"

this is now the second tweet where "Boss Salmonids" replaces parts where the original JP text talks about the Triumvirate

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December 2, 2024 at 5:00 PM
the dream team (Melon / Chocopero / Naegora / Lobster~) reaches 1st place in the qualifying Challenge for Clam Blitz in the Gachi King tournament

20 wins / 0 losses
Challenge Power 2778.8

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October 12, 2024 at 9:33 PM
at a store in Japan: fake gift cards for "PC Virus & Trojan Horse Removal" and "Late Payment Fee" - when someone brings the card to the cashier, they will inform the person that they're being scammed

this is a good idea, more places should do this

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October 8, 2024 at 4:00 PM
it's kinda lame how everyone is standardizing on Unreal Engine tbh

I love seeing what devs can do with their own in-house game engines

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October 7, 2024 at 4:00 PM
today I got an offer from a sex toy company to create a custom toy based off my body

I think I'm the wrong type of content creator for this kind of thing lol
October 5, 2024 at 4:00 PM
one such example: a Splatoon YouTuber who was accused of sexual assault + domestic abuse by his ex-girlfriend

a few days after the accusations, he uploaded a Splatoon 3 video where he talked about women that hooked up with top players and gave advice for losing one's virginity

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October 2, 2024 at 7:02 PM
what I don't understand is why Grezzo insists on 60fps when the game has trouble reaching that target

oh and they also insist on double buffered vsync which makes frame rate dips more pronounced

it should really should have a 30fps cap... stable 30fps > unstable 60fps imo

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September 26, 2024 at 6:24 PM
fun fact: the offline support is already implemented, but it's locked behind a check which verifies that the game's version number is newer than 9.1.0

literally all Nintendo needs to do is release an update that adds .1 to the version number, no actual dev time required

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September 26, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I've updated the Sep 2024 Big Run chart! there is now significantly more data past the 1 billion eggs mark

all the data is here, feel free to use it: 🔗 docs.google.com

just be sure to add the credits to whatever you use it for
September 21, 2024 at 4:00 PM
today, Japan learned what spooning is

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September 20, 2024 at 4:00 PM
this is interesting - they filed a patent lawsuit, *not copyright*

so instead of saying Palworld is copying their art or whatever, they're alleging that Palworld is copying their patents (possibly on things like gameplay systems?)

wish I had the lawsuit document to look at

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September 18, 2024 at 11:49 PM
I had lots of fun with Splatoon 3 and made a ton of memories, so it's sad to see it 'end'... but at least it went out with a bang!

can't wait to see where the franchise goes from here

(I have no idea how Nintendo can top the Grand Festival lmao)
September 16, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Nintendo really went "hold my beer" and added even more jellyfish along with a shit ton of lighting and particle effects

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September 15, 2024 at 4:00 PM
there's like two or three more out of bounds glitches btw lol (see quoted tweet)

it's a little bit more difficult since you can fall through the world if you don't position yourself correctly

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September 15, 2024 at 1:36 AM
here's my final Golden Egg graph!

if you want the data, here is a spreadsheet: 🔗 docs.google.com

just be sure to add the collection credits to whatever you use it for

thanks to Simonx22, InternalLoss, ashbinary_, and Coxxs!
September 9, 2024 at 5:11 PM
1.5 billion eggs reached at around 22:45 UTC

we're currently in a slump period, so I doubt it's going to get much better than this unless we put in some serious effort

(data points past 1 billion provided by ashbinary_, Coxxs, and InternalLoss)
September 8, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Golden Eggs graph as of 1:37 am UTC

- the pace really picked up as we approached 700 million
- after reaching 700 million, the pace slowed down quite a bit
- slump ended at ~12 am UTC; the pace is picking up again

Japan being asleep was definitely the cause of the slump imo lol
September 8, 2024 at 2:02 AM
the pace at which we're collecting eggs has slowed quite a bit since reaching 700 million

I suspect this might be due to Japan being asleep

if this continues, we may not reach 2 billion eggs by the end

currently expecting 900 million at 5 am UTC ish
September 7, 2024 at 7:48 PM
a common argument I've seen is that Nintendo won't reveal Switch 2 until 2025 because of the holidays

I wouldn't rule out a 2024 reveal based on that line of thinking, imo

Nintendo has outright said they are willing to sacrifice short-term profits in favour of long-term growth
September 5, 2024 at 4:00 PM
it's hard for me to give any specific criticisms about the game without getting into story spoilers, so I won't do that

but I can see why Sakamoto said it would be "divisive" in the preview video (and it does seem to be for players in Japan, judging by the Amazon reviews)
September 3, 2024 at 4:00 PM
there is something ironic about a team of racists being replaced with a team that has a Black inkling on it

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August 30, 2024 at 4:00 PM