Matt Dameron
@senseileroof.bsky.social
According to my online activity, I am tessellated cheese. And mmmf.
The lights are on, but nobody's sane.
The lights are on, but nobody's sane.
I'm not even in it.
February 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I'm not even in it.
North Mexico and South Mexico.
February 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM
North Mexico and South Mexico.
"...for charity fraud."
Fixed.
Fixed.
February 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
"...for charity fraud."
Fixed.
Fixed.
Alternatively: No Dessert, Dad, Till You Mow the Lawn
February 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Alternatively: No Dessert, Dad, Till You Mow the Lawn
I notice it doesn't say "awake".
January 31, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I notice it doesn't say "awake".
The card clearly doesn't have Tokyo in mind.
January 30, 2026 at 3:36 PM
The card clearly doesn't have Tokyo in mind.
Do you think your child may be piloting a large mecha? Call the NERV hotline. We may be able to help.
January 24, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Do you think your child may be piloting a large mecha? Call the NERV hotline. We may be able to help.
Firework might fall to blow off hands if nobody lights fuse
January 20, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Firework might fall to blow off hands if nobody lights fuse
BREAKING: Studies show that water may not be as dry as initially believed.
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 AM
BREAKING: Studies show that water may not be as dry as initially believed.
Bridget is the Skullgirl?
January 17, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Bridget is the Skullgirl?
"Now that you have a hand, it's up to you to figure out how to five it."
January 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
"Now that you have a hand, it's up to you to figure out how to five it."
Ferengi have more honor than Musky Butt.
January 13, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Ferengi have more honor than Musky Butt.
You're a miner, huh? I can dig that.
January 12, 2026 at 1:40 AM
You're a miner, huh? I can dig that.
Burnout Nice Place to Live
January 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Burnout Nice Place to Live
Bleh. Never liked anything by the Pretentious Prick Formerly Known as Prince. Can't trust someone who refused to let Weird Al do any parodies of his crap.
January 6, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Bleh. Never liked anything by the Pretentious Prick Formerly Known as Prince. Can't trust someone who refused to let Weird Al do any parodies of his crap.
Remember: if you wanna be clean, you gotta be clean.
January 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Remember: if you wanna be clean, you gotta be clean.
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January 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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The singular "they" has existed for a few hundred years.
January 4, 2026 at 1:27 PM
The singular "they" has existed for a few hundred years.