🍄🟫 Sensei Chanel 🧚🏻♀️
@senseichanel.bsky.social
chaotic but sincere
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i believe sativa is for when you're fucking around and indica is for when you're finding out
February 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
i believe sativa is for when you're fucking around and indica is for when you're finding out
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sometimes i go get a martini on my lunch break out of spite
January 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
sometimes i go get a martini on my lunch break out of spite
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me three times? Still shame on you. I am a perfect baby and cannot be blamed
January 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me three times? Still shame on you. I am a perfect baby and cannot be blamed
ghosting someone after 14 months of committed loving partnership in which you introduced your children is CRAZY. can i get a hull ya.
January 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
ghosting someone after 14 months of committed loving partnership in which you introduced your children is CRAZY. can i get a hull ya.
we got in our first fight. she bailed on coming to see me perform the night before even though she'd been committed to coming for months. i freaked out. CPTSD flared and i thought she was doing to me what my toxic unsupportive ex had done to me for over a decade - say one thing and do another.
January 17, 2025 at 10:59 AM
we got in our first fight. she bailed on coming to see me perform the night before even though she'd been committed to coming for months. i freaked out. CPTSD flared and i thought she was doing to me what my toxic unsupportive ex had done to me for over a decade - say one thing and do another.
i'm the problem, i fear
January 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
i'm the problem, i fear
Morticia if she shopped at the thrift store
January 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Morticia if she shopped at the thrift store
she asked for space, chat. it's over.
January 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
she asked for space, chat. it's over.
no it's fine. you triggered my CPTSD but it's fine.
January 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
no it's fine. you triggered my CPTSD but it's fine.
forging a doctor's note in my thirties because grownups can do whatever they want
January 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
forging a doctor's note in my thirties because grownups can do whatever they want
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Look at this absolute unit 🐿️
January 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Look at this absolute unit 🐿️
my dad is like if Danny Tanner was shorter and smoked weed
January 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
my dad is like if Danny Tanner was shorter and smoked weed
*feral screaming*
😌 ok I feel better now
😌 ok I feel better now
January 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
*feral screaming*
😌 ok I feel better now
😌 ok I feel better now
ok so maybe it deterred me for a moment
it's okay strangers. laughing at my own jokes is my natural state of being. the zero engagement won't stop me.
January 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
ok so maybe it deterred me for a moment
a cat pooped in my bed. no amount of fabric cleaner, bleach, vinegar, or rubbing alcohol makes this okay.
November 29, 2024 at 1:49 AM
a cat pooped in my bed. no amount of fabric cleaner, bleach, vinegar, or rubbing alcohol makes this okay.
idk about y'all but i'm referring to this app as "bluskie" in my head
November 18, 2024 at 3:59 PM
idk about y'all but i'm referring to this app as "bluskie" in my head
Can't remove followers on this platform? fr 😒
November 17, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Can't remove followers on this platform? fr 😒
they should invent a hug that you can email
November 17, 2024 at 12:58 PM
they should invent a hug that you can email
Oooo no edit window on this site, huh? Just gotta commit to the typos as they cum.
November 17, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Oooo no edit window on this site, huh? Just gotta commit to the typos as they cum.
it's okay strangers. laughing at my own jokes is my natural state of being. the zero engagement won't stop me.
November 17, 2024 at 12:52 PM
it's okay strangers. laughing at my own jokes is my natural state of being. the zero engagement won't stop me.
who up and wants to interpret my nightmares?
November 17, 2024 at 12:51 PM
who up and wants to interpret my nightmares?
You're telling me this cafe is rock hard?!
November 17, 2024 at 12:47 PM
You're telling me this cafe is rock hard?!
my ex got his assault charge thrown out on a technicality but the cops resubmitted their report and added extra charges this time sooo...assault with a dangerous weapon lets goooo.
reminder, the first time you touch me in anger will be the last time you get close enough to touch me ever again.
reminder, the first time you touch me in anger will be the last time you get close enough to touch me ever again.
November 16, 2024 at 11:59 PM
my ex got his assault charge thrown out on a technicality but the cops resubmitted their report and added extra charges this time sooo...assault with a dangerous weapon lets goooo.
reminder, the first time you touch me in anger will be the last time you get close enough to touch me ever again.
reminder, the first time you touch me in anger will be the last time you get close enough to touch me ever again.