When they’re buying ads behind Billy “David Foster Wallace” Eilish they’re not spending that money on the wine.That is why the wine doesn’t taste good and you get headaches. Also, drink some water…but yeah the other stuff is a concern/contributing factor.

In this wine shop we use common American pronunciation of French words.

My Somm handed me this picture and said, “this is you.”

Everyone else: This ain’t my first rodeo.

Me: WE’RE AT A RODEO!?

Owners/customers: Please add some mid-tier priced Cali Cabs to the menu!! Just one would be enough.

Me scrolling to the Champagne section in every portfolio.

Me to the server at a Cajun restaurant: Was this rice packaged in plastic?

Server: Yes, more than likely.

Me: Please take it back. I don’t abide PFA in my Étouffée.