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Señor Bloombergo
@senorbloombergo.bsky.social
Mercurial moron
I can't say this loud enough that if Trump is dead and JD and the republicans are pretending he's alive during labor day weekend it's literally the plot of Weekend at Bernies.
August 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
What if Trump and Vince McMahon go down in rapid succession?
August 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Gemstones finale, like most of S4, was just ok

Season 3 finale really really felt like the true send off and this was just fulfilling obligations.

Sorry for all the spoilers folks.
May 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I once got severe food poisoning from the only Jack in the Box on Long Island.

All I ordered was a small coke.
Which chain restaurant has the worst vibes?

Bonus: Worst vibes but best food?
May 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It's so werid coming here once every 4 months and seeing all the friends I don't see anymore

The other place is still a hellsacape but my life always is so I've adapted to it.

Miss you folks.
May 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I may have dark posted about myself a bit too much on Twitter and a stranger is doing a nice wellness check on me.
I am safe I promise
😬😬😬
February 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Wish me luck in not waking up.

It would be nice to get what you want and deserve for once m
January 29, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Just out there running laps
November 17, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Normalize starting a fight on the phone to get off long phone calls so hopefully these people will call you less.

I wasn't even angry its just we were on the phone for a half hour and I have nothing to talk about and just wanna play Xbox now.
November 2, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Being a grown, highly educated adult and not being able to finish a shift at a very slow job without having multiple breakdowns is absolutely embarrassing.

You're making $30/hr to work 8 hours and do literally nothing.

Watch some movies make bank and leave me alone.
October 24, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Hey everyone from Twitter, welcome let us sip the nectar of Chitan!
October 16, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Excuse me, what exactly is for sale here????
February 19, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Paramount plus is working as good as this blind guys vision in the Google commercial
February 12, 2024 at 1:01 AM
So the point of that Jesus superbowl commercial is that Jesus was a foot fetish weirdo?
February 11, 2024 at 11:56 PM
I'll revisit my recent abuser 1 last time & take some blame for it. Hear me out, I should have known shit was gonna be bad when she said the Andrew Garfield Spiderman movies were good and Spiderman 3 w Tobey was also good.

Also her music playlist was absolutely trash.

The end.
February 10, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I love baseball and I love the movie Moneyball, but everytime Brad Pitt had to watch that kid strum 2 chords and hum that stupid Kimye song and act like it's the Beatles... Fuck that scene 200x over.
February 9, 2024 at 11:19 PM
A few days ago Snapchat recommended I follow my father.

Hes 71.

Old man why are you on Snapchat you fucking weirdo creep.
February 7, 2024 at 8:15 PM
My depression album this week is just watching The Bear "Forks" episode and hoping it makes me feel some kind of hope for life.

That's where we're at this weekend.
February 3, 2024 at 9:55 PM
I really want these bisexual sugar bombs so badly
If The Corporations think they can just lure me in with marketing gimmicks like vaporwave pop rocks space cookies, well then yes, yes they absolutely can.
February 2, 2024 at 2:35 AM
I'm still really fucking depressed about potentially losing such a close long time friend.

Like i SHOULD never talk to them again but also I miss them and our friendship

It feels like an actual breakup but we were never any kind of a couple nor would I have wanted that to happen.
February 2, 2024 at 2:33 AM
I went down to Florida for a month to help a really close, basically best, friend move to be w her family in PA

She was sick & then hospitalized again while I was there.

From day 1 she was verbally /emotionally abusive. There were zero signs of this from her before.
January 31, 2024 at 6:28 AM
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social SWAMPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 10, 2023 at 7:36 PM
So um is bluesky having a race war because of a college football coach?

I hope not.
September 24, 2023 at 1:05 AM
- screenprinter
- movie projectionist
- merch guy/sub par drum tech
- baker
- retail manager
September 24, 2023 at 12:58 AM