I expected them to say, "Hello, Cleveland!"

No, it just feels like the song will *never end*.

Can we turn down the velocity? Those things are flying like ninja stars!

If it weren't for my Romulan shoulder pads, I might have been injured when I got hit, and one of them is even stuck in the wall.

If we can't slow them down, can we get some espresso for dunking? They're drier than a desert.

I had no idea that this movie existed. Weird that I just had no awareness of it at all.

[Whispers seductively] "I know your father is not loyal to the Empire. Let's spend the night making love and deciding whether to turn him as a double agent or have him executed in secret."

That one is a classic, but too long to be a catchphrase.

It was really only a matter of time. I mean, here he is inhaling balls like it's his job.

I know drawing cool barrista designs in the foam is fun, but the arrows pointing at your "fun zone" are a bit much. I mean, I know you were waiting for Keiko, but could you put up a curtain or something?

Magnum Force?

Garak's special toys? Don't threaten the Chief with a good time!

Chief, do you need someone to *take care of* the problem?

The secret ingredient is love.

And Ferengi beetlesnuff.

Mostly beetlesnuff. The beetle flavor really makes the graham crackers come alive.

Ah, so he's *literally* locked in a Faraday cage for the good of society? That makes more sense.

Make up your mind, Chief.

First, you tell me not to have a bonfire in my quarters.

Then, you tell me not to have a bonfire in *your* quarters.

Now, you tell me I can't even make smoors on the EPS conduits?

Why do you hate happiness?

I learned that a man in tight shorts with a stethoscope could be a scoring machine even if he was a giant dork.

I also learned that if I want to be a sex star I need a catchphrase like "Cuchi Cuchi".

How about, "Die, you traitor scum!"? I'll have to workshop that with Isaac and Gopher.

"My Holodeck Crush Met Her Real-Life Self (And They Both Think I'm a Creep)" too far?

There was no problem with that name until that no talent assclown's sugar daddy started buying elections.

Is that a new Smashing Pumpkins song?

🎤 Despite all my rage, I am locked in a Faraday cage. 🎶

I was never a fan, but I don't understand their later 24th century works.