Bill
@sempf.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
I break web applications.
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Sit up. Your back looks like a fucking stadium pretzel. Get a bottle of water and go outside.
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Sit up. Your back looks like a fucking stadium pretzel. Get a bottle of water and go outside.
<checks task list>
Oh, blow job today!
Oh, blow job today!
November 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
<checks task list>
Oh, blow job today!
Oh, blow job today!
Just in case any of those leaves left all greening and shit last week didn't understand what I meant about this week, I think it is more clear now.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Just in case any of those leaves left all greening and shit last week didn't understand what I meant about this week, I think it is more clear now.
Got a picture of myself talking regex and WAFs at BSides Cleveland last month!
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Got a picture of myself talking regex and WAFs at BSides Cleveland last month!
#lockpicking #edc #nde
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
#lockpicking #edc #nde
Good morning Mastodon. Quick update. Nature seems confused this morning.
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Good morning Mastodon. Quick update. Nature seems confused this morning.
Not a damn thing wrong with that.
November 3, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Not a damn thing wrong with that.
Sunrise is ready for morning cuddles. #catsofmastodon
November 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Sunrise is ready for morning cuddles. #catsofmastodon
Lord of the Rings with added effects.
November 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Lord of the Rings with added effects.
And this is an apple blossom. In november. What the hell is even going on? #gardening
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
And this is an apple blossom. In november. What the hell is even going on? #gardening
Looks like we'll be having a new neighbor soon.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Looks like we'll be having a new neighbor soon.
Yup that's about right. And how was your day?
October 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Yup that's about right. And how was your day?
This alder, situated conveniently next to my driveway, is still shockingly green. I'm keeping the leaf blower warm in preparation.
October 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
This alder, situated conveniently next to my driveway, is still shockingly green. I'm keeping the leaf blower warm in preparation.
Good morning mastodon. Here is your irregular fall color check from the Sempf Compound.
October 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Good morning mastodon. Here is your irregular fall color check from the Sempf Compound.
Another instance of session fixation. Do NOT set your session cookie before authentication!
If you had been at my Cleveland BSides talk, you'd know how to fix it!
If you had been at my Cleveland BSides talk, you'd know how to fix it!
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Another instance of session fixation. Do NOT set your session cookie before authentication!
If you had been at my Cleveland BSides talk, you'd know how to fix it!
If you had been at my Cleveland BSides talk, you'd know how to fix it!