Jeff W
@semperjeff.bsky.social
Escaping Twitter is hard. @semperjeff there. “Dadda” at home | “Doctor” at work | Trying to learn how to Dad | Photo-taker | Word-typer | Blog-maker
I’ve been lied to by too many turn signals.
January 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I’ve been lied to by too many turn signals.
Someone actually talked to me at the gym this morning. Clearly I came when it was too crowded.
May 10, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Someone actually talked to me at the gym this morning. Clearly I came when it was too crowded.
January 1, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Woke up on a Saturday morning and spent a half hour at the gym.
Who am I becoming? 😭
Who am I becoming? 😭
December 23, 2023 at 5:17 PM
Woke up on a Saturday morning and spent a half hour at the gym.
Who am I becoming? 😭
Who am I becoming? 😭
Vintage?!?
Vintage?!?
Vintage?!?
November 23, 2023 at 3:08 AM
Vintage?!?
Vintage?!?
Vintage?!?
When the wife texts you to ask if you want to pick her up at take her to lunch, know there is a correct answer.
Be warned.
Be warned.
October 13, 2023 at 9:29 PM
When the wife texts you to ask if you want to pick her up at take her to lunch, know there is a correct answer.
Be warned.
Be warned.
2 and 7 up by 6:30 am
Impromptu visit to the zoo before it gets hot to try and get these kids’ energy out.
Enjoy these moments while they’re here… enjoy these moments… enjoy these moments…
Impromptu visit to the zoo before it gets hot to try and get these kids’ energy out.
Enjoy these moments while they’re here… enjoy these moments… enjoy these moments…
October 7, 2023 at 3:53 PM
2 and 7 up by 6:30 am
Impromptu visit to the zoo before it gets hot to try and get these kids’ energy out.
Enjoy these moments while they’re here… enjoy these moments… enjoy these moments…
Impromptu visit to the zoo before it gets hot to try and get these kids’ energy out.
Enjoy these moments while they’re here… enjoy these moments… enjoy these moments…
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Tried to type a message to a patient and autocorrect put in tecumseh.
Looking quite professional today. 😏
Looking quite professional today. 😏
October 3, 2023 at 3:34 PM
Tried to type a message to a patient and autocorrect put in tecumseh.
Looking quite professional today. 😏
Looking quite professional today. 😏
Taking 7 to her annual check up. She makes me feel like I’m walking her to her torture session. Apparently it’s such a tragedy that she has to go to school after her 8 am appt.
October 3, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Taking 7 to her annual check up. She makes me feel like I’m walking her to her torture session. Apparently it’s such a tragedy that she has to go to school after her 8 am appt.
I’m walked a 5k today so I think I’ve hit my exercise quota for the remainder of the year.
October 1, 2023 at 11:43 PM
I’m walked a 5k today so I think I’ve hit my exercise quota for the remainder of the year.
Instituted a museum challenge with 7. She needs to tell me 3 things she learned in the museum in order to get a small prize at the gift shop. Just leveling up my dad game here. #dadlife #parenting
September 30, 2023 at 11:50 PM
Instituted a museum challenge with 7. She needs to tell me 3 things she learned in the museum in order to get a small prize at the gift shop. Just leveling up my dad game here. #dadlife #parenting
Guess it was time to get the quarterly haircut and avoid scaring patients coming into clinic.
September 29, 2023 at 5:43 PM
Guess it was time to get the quarterly haircut and avoid scaring patients coming into clinic.
If it’s any indication of how I feel this morning, I walked into work and set my protein shake upside down and wondered why it fell.
September 28, 2023 at 2:51 PM
If it’s any indication of how I feel this morning, I walked into work and set my protein shake upside down and wondered why it fell.
I’m at the stage of dadhood where I’d totally wear Birkenstocks and socks to work.
September 27, 2023 at 5:22 AM
I’m at the stage of dadhood where I’d totally wear Birkenstocks and socks to work.
I really need to invent a dish that tastes amazing but burns more calories than it costs me.
September 26, 2023 at 5:28 AM
I really need to invent a dish that tastes amazing but burns more calories than it costs me.
Perhaps you’ve made it when you receive unsolicited inquiries. Just got a DM from someone looking for a photographer for a surprise engagement.
🤷🏻♂️
🤷🏻♂️
September 26, 2023 at 1:40 AM
Perhaps you’ve made it when you receive unsolicited inquiries. Just got a DM from someone looking for a photographer for a surprise engagement.
🤷🏻♂️
🤷🏻♂️
At the local museum with 7 and 2. Trying to… entertain and educate?
Sometimes I miss restful and boring Sundays.
#dadlife #parenting
Sometimes I miss restful and boring Sundays.
#dadlife #parenting
September 24, 2023 at 6:16 PM
At the local museum with 7 and 2. Trying to… entertain and educate?
Sometimes I miss restful and boring Sundays.
#dadlife #parenting
Sometimes I miss restful and boring Sundays.
#dadlife #parenting
Pro Tip: Never check your lottery ticket at work.
Jk I wish it was a pro tip I was sharing from experience. It’s just a good tip.
Jk I wish it was a pro tip I was sharing from experience. It’s just a good tip.
September 19, 2023 at 7:18 PM
Pro Tip: Never check your lottery ticket at work.
Jk I wish it was a pro tip I was sharing from experience. It’s just a good tip.
Jk I wish it was a pro tip I was sharing from experience. It’s just a good tip.
Nothing like hearing a stranger yelling to their kid, “if you’re not listening then we go home!”
Instant connection. I feel your frustration fellow parent.
#dadlife #parenting
Instant connection. I feel your frustration fellow parent.
#dadlife #parenting
September 17, 2023 at 1:22 AM
Nothing like hearing a stranger yelling to their kid, “if you’re not listening then we go home!”
Instant connection. I feel your frustration fellow parent.
#dadlife #parenting
Instant connection. I feel your frustration fellow parent.
#dadlife #parenting
Pointed to a picture of a slice of cake and asked 2 what it was.
2: Happy
I suppose he’s not wrong.
#dadlife #parenting
2: Happy
I suppose he’s not wrong.
#dadlife #parenting
September 17, 2023 at 12:17 AM
Pointed to a picture of a slice of cake and asked 2 what it was.
2: Happy
I suppose he’s not wrong.
#dadlife #parenting
2: Happy
I suppose he’s not wrong.
#dadlife #parenting
Just about yelled out at someone driving a golf cart cause I thought they didn’t see the small step in front of them.
But they stopped and unloaded stuff at the edge.
I’m at that dad stage where I’m anxious for strangers.
But they stopped and unloaded stuff at the edge.
I’m at that dad stage where I’m anxious for strangers.
September 16, 2023 at 6:21 PM
Just about yelled out at someone driving a golf cart cause I thought they didn’t see the small step in front of them.
But they stopped and unloaded stuff at the edge.
I’m at that dad stage where I’m anxious for strangers.
But they stopped and unloaded stuff at the edge.
I’m at that dad stage where I’m anxious for strangers.
Sometimes I cross paths with people where we have met years ago but since then it has just been a “hi, how are you” when we walk by. And often I wonder if they actually remember me or if they’re just saying hi to a stranger in their mind.
These are things I think about.
These are things I think about.
September 16, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Sometimes I cross paths with people where we have met years ago but since then it has just been a “hi, how are you” when we walk by. And often I wonder if they actually remember me or if they’re just saying hi to a stranger in their mind.
These are things I think about.
These are things I think about.
Father-son Friday evening here. Watching Ms Rachel sing about icky sticky sticky bubble gum.
2 and I definitely know how to party it up.
#dadlife #parenting
2 and I definitely know how to party it up.
#dadlife #parenting
September 16, 2023 at 1:40 AM
Father-son Friday evening here. Watching Ms Rachel sing about icky sticky sticky bubble gum.
2 and I definitely know how to party it up.
#dadlife #parenting
2 and I definitely know how to party it up.
#dadlife #parenting
Spent the morning reporting fraudulent credit card applications.
People suck sometimes.
People suck sometimes.
September 15, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Spent the morning reporting fraudulent credit card applications.
People suck sometimes.
People suck sometimes.