semnibannon.bsky.social
@semnibannon.bsky.social
Dear Corn HR, whoever decided yellow was the official color of corn needs to be fired.
March 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Always phenomenal to see the artwork of textiles turn into photographic genius.
March 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
It is not the central focus, but the impressive accomplishment that is the glass must be highlighted.
March 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I would hang the hell out of this in my house!!
March 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
And the most uncommonly known fact about Beelzebeth is the troubling issue of her demon wings accidentally dipping into the toilet water as she tries to exit the bathroom.
March 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Does no one else want to call it Blue-skee and pretend we were old college roommates who got into shenanigans and whatnots whilst achieving illustrious careers in a generic liberal arts degree??? “Wuddup Blue-skee! I love your calm demeanor and positive climate. Never change.” 😉
March 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This is simply beautiful.
March 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
And petting a dog adds time to your life. So…eat your hot dog while you pet a dog and the negative effects of the hot dog are negated and the word-play is simply divine.
March 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Yes officer, I saw his post. I even think he ate the whole thing.
March 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This is absolutely cool as hell.
March 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
That is the one piece of kitchen equipment no one can move around and simultaneously look sexy.
March 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Only the discerning eye will notice the hilt of the sword is to the right of her neck, thusly indicating she is an ally. So brave.
March 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Beautiful none the less. 😊
March 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This is a brilliant composition. The blues and yellows and many diagonals create a visual feast for the eyes.
March 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If you fire the doctor who told
you chocolate was bad for you, then you will have lost at least 200lbs immediately and can still be creative. 😉 #lifehacks
March 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
What a beautiful balance of colors. The rays of light and bare tree trunks on the left bring you in and move you throughout the painting.
March 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Makes you REALLY second guess that Ross or Marshall’s wall-art hanging in your home. No?
March 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If anyone tells you they have not learned a significant amount of their owned knowledge from television or watched content, they are lying and cannot be trusted. Golden Girls taught me about twenty synonyms for the word harlot alone.
March 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Can we not agree that Matisse is the seminal artist we all needed in life??? His ability to construct and utilize line and color so harmoniously is perfection.
March 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Midsomer explores the horror in different emotional reactions to the untraditional societal norms the characters faced. How the characters reacted to the horror as it unfolded was genius. Is it the most visceral in its storytelling? No. But it was not attempting to be.
March 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The windows in skyscrapers are purposely designed to use negative space as a moving and evolving visual aesthetic in a cityscape. Driving through a city at the right time of day is nothing short of magical.
March 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Hahaha. The tight poppin’ booty was a choice and you know it. Lol!
March 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Can we not agree that Mondrian was a master at color theory??
March 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Is it just me or is your cat judging me????
March 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM